“the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.” MenGivingRomanceThreeCommonWifeModernMarriedGoldDatingMythRingsChainsBeing MarriedSingle ManMarried Man Author:Linda Sunshine
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” MenInspirationalFunnyWomenMarriageWifeHumourFlowerHumorousDatingIntelligenceRevengeCleverStealingHusband And WifeFunny MarriageMarried LifeFunny LoveGood WifeExacting RevengeMarriage HumorNewlywedsMarriage JokesFunny Men And WomenWitty MarriageHusband WifeFunny And WittyFunny Wedding AdviceClever And WittyFunny Husband And WifeNo RevengeMarriage Is HardSeeking Revenge Author:Sacha Guitry
“I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!” IfsGivingFirstsNiceWifeKissingDatingMy WifeIf I CouldCheeksBentFirst DateGoodnight Kiss Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.” ThinkingWantHumorMightFunnyOrderCan DoPerfectWifeMonthsDatingListsRelativeMailPhilippinesPerfect WomanMailingFunny Dating Author:Adam Ferrara
“You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.” IfsMightSchoolWifeHigh SchoolDatingCurrentsDaddyRedneckYou Might Be A Redneck IfYour DadRedneck Humor Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got divorced, my ex-wife said I was spending all my time with Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie. I was like, 'Thank you for the big ups!'” SaidBigsWifeStandardsDatingSpendingMy TimeExesDivorcedRumorEx WifeDating Someone Author:Marilyn Manson