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“You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?”

Marriage Wife Bears Humorous Faults Why Not Poor Richard

Book:Poor Richard's Almanack

Source: Poor Richard's Almanack

“My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.”

Cities Wife Humorous Europe My Wife Parks Theme Bad Day Theme Parks Wives Love

Author:Jay Leno

“I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see if I could still type - I hadn't done it for four or five years after the war. So I typed out a page and I showed it to my wife and she said, "Where did you get this?" I said I wrote it. "You wrote this?" It was something very funny. I went and wrote another page, another couple of pages, and by the time I was finished I had 13 little short stories, humorous short stories.”

Ifs Years Littles Said Stills War Done Stories Five Four Wife Type Couple One Day Pages Humorous Army My Wife Finished Five Years If I Could Short Story Operators

Author:Carl Reiner

“Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so am I!”

Lying Poor Wife Husband Humorous Corpses Epitaph Scolding

Book:Poor Richard's Almanack

Source: Poor Richard's Almanack

“The good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill wife.”

Life Is Choices Wife Humorous Ill

Book:Poor Richard's Almanack

Source: Poor Richard's Almanack

“A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.”

Wife Couple Husband Humorous Blind Deaf Happy Couple

Author:John Florio

“My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.”

Age Lying Wife Humorous My Wife Never Lie

Author:Robert Orben

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”