“My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey.” KnowsMenI CanDreamDogCoupleYeahHandlePetMonkeysTigersDog Love Author:French Montana
“When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy!” ShowsDogYeahCutePuppyDoorstepCute DogReally CuteYay Author:Emmy Rossum
“I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is Stickball.” SaidBookRealNamesDogMetsYeahRugbyLauren Author:Bill Murray
“I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.” KnowsFeelsDoeSaidHumorFunnyGirlNamesTalkingDogLike YouMetsYeahCuteParksLiarsBitesThis Girl Author:Demetri Martin
“You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.” KnowsDogYeahLegsMatesDragCigaretteNighttimeNight TimeSmashingChum Author:Norman Wisdom
“Knock, knock. You have the day to hide. Come nightfall, we hunt. (Desiderius) Yeah, yeah...you and your little dog, too. (Kyrian) You're not scared of his threats? (Amanda) Chere, the day I fear something like him is the day I lie down at his feet and hand him the knife to cut my heart out. The only fear I have is getting you back to your sister and convincing High Queen Hard Head to leave off this matter until I can locate Desiderius and send his soul into oblivion where it belongs. (Kyrian)” HeartLittlesI CanSoulMatterHardHandsLyingCuttingFeetDogMy HeartYeahThreatScaredQueensKnivesHuntsOblivionConvincingAmandaNightfall Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“If I’m not back in a few hours…well, I don’t want to think about that. I might change my mind about doing this. I’m thinking happy thoughts. Creamed dog innards and rotten steak. Yeah. Yum! (Asmodeus)” IfsThinkingWantMindWellsMightHoursDogYeahRottenSteakHappy ThoughtsAsmodeus Book:Dream Warrior Source: Dream Warrior
“Total?" I called. He looked up alertly, then ran over to me, small pink tongue hanging out. Total?" I said when he was close. "Can you talk?" He flopped down on the grass, panting slightly. "Yeah. So?" Jeezum. I mean, mutant weirdos are nothing new to me, you know? But a talking dog?” KnowsMeanSaidTalkingDogYeahTongueGrassRanHanging OutNothing NewWeirdoMutants Author:James Patterson
“You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father. (Delphine) Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those weird furry people with padded coat hangers on their heads that look like space aliens on acid. (Jericho)” PeopleMenLooksFatherSpaceChildhoodDogYeahAliensRainbowCoatsAcidPuppyPuppy DogJerichoFurryHangersSpace AliensCoat Hangers Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“It’ll probably be brutal, too. They might even feed you to the dog. He doesn’t have a dog. Yeah, well, he might get one just to feed you to it. She’d never been the kind of person to let something as ridiculous as rational logic interfere with her fear.’ (Alix)” WellsKindPersonsMightDogLogicYeahRidiculousRationalBrutalInterfere Book:Born of Ice Source: Born of Ice
“If we are defined by reason and morality, then reason and morality must define our choices, even when animals are concerned. When people say, for example, that they like their veal or hot dogs too much to ever give them up, and yeah it's sad about the farms but that's just the way it is, reason hears in that the voice of gluttony. We can say that what makes a human being human is precisely the ability to understand that the suffering of an animal is more important than the taste of a treat.” PeopleIfsWayGivingHumansImportantReasonSufferingChoicesVoiceHuman BeingsAbilityAnimalToo MuchDogExampleMoralityTasteConcernedTreatsHotYeahDefinedFarmsBeing HumanOur ChoicesGluttonyHot Dog Author:Matthew Scully
“does you costume involve leather?" she'd asked. and he'd said, "Actually, yeah, it might." it really did. it involved a leather dog collar, leather pants and a leash, and the leash was held by Ysandre, who was in skintight red rubber, from neck to knee high boots. she'd topped it off with a pair of devil horns and a red tridant. she'd made Shane her dog, complete with furry dog mask. ***"Breathe," Myrnin said. "I'm not much for it myself, but i hear it's quite good for humans."***” HumansDoeMadeSaidMightDogInvolvedDevilRedYeahBreatheKneesNecksMaskPairsPantsBootsCostumesHornsLeatherCollarsRubberShaneLeashesMyrninFurryLeather Pants Author:Rachel Caine
“I hate Erma," I told Mom... "You have to show compassion for her..." She added that you should never hate anyone, even your worst enemies. "Everyone has something good about them," she said. "You have to find the redeeming quality and love the person for that." "Oh yeah?" I said. "How about Hitler? What was his redeeming quality?" "Hitler loved dogs," Mom said without hesitation.” ShouldPersonsSaidShowsHateQualityCompassionEnemyWorstDogMomAnd LoveI HateYeahHesitationWorst EnemyRedeemingRedeeming Qualities Author:Jeannette Walls
“[Tyson] looked him over with that massive baby-brown eye. “You are not dead. I like it when you are not dead.” Ella fluttered to the ground and began preening her feathers. “Ella found a dog,” she announced. “A large dog. And a Cyclops.” Was she blushing? Before Percy could decide, his black mastiff pounced on him, knocking Percy to the ground and barking so loudly that even Arion backed up. “Hey, Mrs. O'Leary,” Percy said. “Yeah, I love you, too, girl. Good dog.” Hazel squeaked. “You have a hellhound named Mrs. O'Leary?” “Long story.” LongSaidStoriesEyeGirlFoundBlackLove YouDogBabyYeahHeyBrownMassiveFeathersKnockingTysonBlushingBrown EyesLong StoryI Love You TooGood DogCyclopsHellhoundsMastiffs Author:Rick Riordan
“I don't want you skinny, Bride. I like you as you are." His breath tickled her neck as he spoke and sent heat all over her. "My people have a saying. Meat is for the man, the bone is for the dog." "Yeah, but you're both." "And when given a choice between ribs and steak, I go for top choice every time.” PeopleMenWantChoicesGivenDogLike YouBreathsYeahBonesMeatHeatNecksSpokesSkinnyBridesSteakRibsI Like You Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon