“I'm really going off of watching John Waters speak one time and I remember he just kind of talked and it was totally interesting. I wanted to hear about his life and how he got started and when did he think he made it, stupid stuff like that. And what his relationship with the mainstream is because he's so far out there, but then he became part of the mainstream in this weird way. He was really funny, though. Yeah, I have to work on my jokes.” ThinkingWayKindMadeWantedRememberSpeakStuffWaterInterestingStupidJokesYeahMade ItOne TimeMainstream Author:Kathleen Hanna
“One time we were having dinner and some guy came by and took a potato off of Frank Sinatra's plate. And Frank said, “Hey pal, are you hungry?” The guy says, “yeah.” Frank said, “Sit down.” And he gave him his dinner. I thought for sure there was gonna be trouble from the guys surrounding Frank, but Frank says, “Jeez, relax, the man's hungry.”” MenSaidGuyTroubleDown AndYeahDinnerHungryHeyRelaxOne TimeFrankPlatesPotatoesPals Author:Joey Bishop
“One time I picked it up and a voice goes, 'Hi, it's Sinatra. Can you play me a record?' I was like, 'Oh yeah, very funny,' and hung up. I thought someone was having a joke, but it was actually Frank. My manager told me there aren't many people who put the phone down on Sinatra.” PeoplePlayVoiceRecordsJokesYeahPhonesManagersOne TimeFrankHung Author:Tony Blackburn
“One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"” BelieveSaidHumorRunningFunnyTimeBeliefYeahDon't BelieveOne TimeCop Author:Steven Wright
“One time I said: maybe I should burn a guitar tonight. You know smash a guitar or something like that. And they said: yeah, yeah! I said: you really think I should? They said: yeah, that'd be cool. I said: well, ok.” ThinkingKnowsShouldWellsSaidYeahGuitarTonightOne TimeThey SaidBeing Cool Author:Jimi Hendrix
“I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the guy who gave it to me and I put it in my mouth and chewed it up. And the guy just kept watching me, like, "Yeah?" He didn't think I was going to finish the job. So then I swallowed it. The good news is that paper is not a big deal if you eat it.You'd be full, but you could eat the phone book. So that was the weirdest thing: a parking ticket.” IfsThinkingTryingBookBigsJobsGuyDealsProvePaperNewsMouthsYeahPhonesOne TimeTicketsGood NewsBig DealFuriousParking Author:Rob Huebel
“What's the worst, is when people clearly haven't researched you. One time an interviewer asked me if I do a lot of plays. I'm like, yeah. Have you Googled me? There's this thing called Google, and you can ask Google that question. Then you could come to me with informed questions that didn't make me feel like I am brand new to the world.” PeopleIfsWorldFeelsPlayAsksWorstHavensYeahBrandsOne TimeGoogleBrand NewInterviewers Author:Laura Benanti
“With Mel [Brooks], only one time and that was later on during "Young Frankenstein" - never with Zero [Mostel] and never with Mel except I was writing every day, and then Mel would come to the house and read what I'd written. And then he'd say, yeah, yeah, yeah, OK, yeah, OK. But we need a villain or we need whatever it was.” NeedsWritingYoungHouseWrittenYeahZeroOne TimeVillainBrooksWriting Every DayYeah Yeah Yeahs Author:Gene Wilder
“I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, how are you going to get into the corners?"” WellsSaidHumorBigsAbleFunnyFacesGuyFightingComedyYeahSorryCornersYour FaceOne TimeBig GuysYou'll Be Sorry Author:Emo Philips
“I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?” IfsKnowsCountryLawPoliticalRealizingHoursFourHappenedFieldsArmsYeahGreenGladOur CountryGrassJustifyOne TimePsychedelicHazardsMushroomsGreen Grass Author:Bill Hicks