“Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point that she's comfortable at any time.” KnowsFeelsSituationSafeComfortableAdvancing Author:Brad Williams
“Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.” FeelsShouldWellsSafe Author:Brad Williams
“Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can't take it to a dangerous place.” KnowsI CanHonestDangerousComfortableFemaleBeing HonestSexuallyDangerous Places Author:Brad Williams
“There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which - don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining, but it's just interesting. It's just interesting that that occurs.” ShowsInterestingComplainingBarsAssCleavage Author:Brad Williams
“The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do stuff - It's interesting with comedians because when we walk on stage, oftentimes we're talking about ourselves for an hour and we're talking about very intimate details, so after hearing us for an hour, a lot of people feel very comfortable with us because they feel like they know us and they're our friends because we just told them our innermost secrets and details of our lives for an hour. What they forget is we know absolutely nothing about the audience.” PeopleThinkingKnowsFeelsLittlesDifferentStuffBitsHoursWalksForgetInterestingSecretTalkingAudienceOur LivesStageComfortableLittle BitDetailsHearingBoundariesComedianIntimateAbsolutely Nothing Author:Brad Williams
“I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."” KnowsCome UpAssExpecting Author:Brad Williams
“Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.” PeopleNeedsMeanDoeRealizingHoursYeah Author:Brad Williams
“I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"” FunInterestingDamnWorkaholic Author:Brad Williams
“I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people, because I'm on the road so much that when I'm home, I like to spend time with people that I don't normally get to see.” PeoplePlayHomeGamesSportsVideoEnd TimesSpend Time Author:Brad Williams
“I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.” ShowsTvsConstantTv Shows Author:Brad Williams
“I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.” PeopleKnowsWantWellsHateI HateMadDwarves Author:Brad Williams
“People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.” PeopleDoneDiesAsksHeyAsk Me Author:Brad Williams
“When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done."” DoneNightDiesWatchesSoldierComedian Author:Brad Williams
