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Famous Christopher Titus Quotes
“If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.”
“No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.”
“Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.”
“Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.”
“We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.”
“Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.”