Somewhere in Ireland, A Village is Miss...
A source page for quotes linked to David Feherty.
“If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?”
“It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.”
“Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.”
“That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.”
“The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.”
“It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.”
“Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.”