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Famous Denis Leary Quotes
“I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.”
“I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.”
“I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.”
“I really like 'Batman.' Not the TV show, but the dark 'Batman.'”
“I really want to do a western film. It's one of my favorite movie genres of all time.”
“I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.”
“I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.”
“I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.”
“I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.”
“I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.”
“I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.”
“I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.”
“I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.”
“I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will.”
“If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.”
“If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.”
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“My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.”
“My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.”
“My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.”