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Famous Denis Leary Quotes
Source: No Cure for Cancer
Source: Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
“I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!”
Source: Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
“All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.”
“Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad”
“What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.”
“Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.”
“Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.”
Source: Why We Don't Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches
“You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.”
“Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.”