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Famous Dorothy Parker Quotes
“His books are exciting and powerful and — if I may filch the word from the booksy ones — pulsing.”
“There are times when images blow to fluff, and comparisons stiffen and shrivel.”
“But I don't give up; I forget why not.”
“I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.”
“The Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age.”
“Women and elephants never forget.”
“Trapped like a trap in a trap”
“Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.”
“I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again”
“The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!”
“tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!”
“The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.”
“I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.”
“Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.”
“Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn.”
“It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.”
“Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.”
“I can’t write five words but that I change seven.”
