“How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.”
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Famous J. D. Salinger Quotes
“Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.”
“How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?”
“It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it.”
“People never notice anything.”
“Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.”
“People always clap for the wrong reasons.”
“Almost every time somebody gives me a present, it ends up making me sad.”
“It isn't very serious, I have this tiny little tumor on the brain.”
“Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”
“It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.”
“Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.”
“People are always ruining things for you.”
“I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.”
“It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.”
“This is a people shooting hat," I said. "I shoot people in this hat.”
“In every school I've gone to, all the athletic bastards stick together.”
“Your heart, Bessie, is an autumn garage.”
