“You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.”
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Famous Joe Rogan Quotes
“I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.”
“People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.”
“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”
“Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.”
“If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?”
“But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.”
“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”
“I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.”
“I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.”
