Leslie Nielsen the naked truth
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“Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.”
“It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.”
“Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.”
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“Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.”
“I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.”
“Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.”
“Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.”
“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.”
“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.”
“I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.”
“One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.”
“I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.”
“The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.”
“I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.”
“The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.”