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Famous Lewis Black Quotes
“I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.”
“I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.”
“I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.”
“If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.”
“Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.”
“Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.”
“My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.”
“Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!”
“Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.”
“The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.”
“When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.”
“You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.”
“You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.”