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Famous Lewis Black Quotes
“North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.”
“You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.”
“I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.”
“Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.”
“There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.”
“Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.”
“I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.”
“Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.”
“Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.”
“He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.”
“If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.”