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Famous Mallory Ortberg Quotes
“There are alternatives to pregnancy if you want another child.”
“I do not think it is selfish to want to donate a kidney "only" to family members.”
“Kids know when they're getting yelled at and mocked, I can assure you.”
“I'm of the belief that dating "potential" is almost always an exercise in frustration.”
“Arm yourself with as many options as possible before making your next move.”
“Unlike celibacy, which people choose, asexuality is an intrinsic part of who we are.”
“We are all going to die, sometimes even in the middle of a lease.”
“It's OK to tell your partner to objectify you. That's part of the fun of having a partner.”