“Reciprocating oral sex is, in general, a very good idea!” IdeasSexVery GoodGood Ideas Author:Mallory Ortberg
“As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and painful for you to perform, and he's still very satisfied with your sex life. Take him at his word.” ThinkingMindLongStillsJobsSexDifficultSoundSakeBlowPainfulAcceptedSatisfiedPretendingBlow Job Author:Mallory Ortberg
“I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband - and men in general - may not be interested in men sexually.” ThinkingMenMayRealSexHusbandAgreeDespiseConsideringSexuallyHaving Sex Author:Mallory Ortberg
“I don't think it's a requirement that a happy, fulfilling relationship also provide the best sex of all time.” ThinkingSexAll TimeFulfillingRequirements Author:Mallory Ortberg
“It should go without saying that you are not doing anything wrong by having sex in your own home, and based on the care you've taken to keep things relatively quiet it's unlikely that you're violating any city noise ordinances.” ShouldHomeCareSexCitiesTakenQuietNoiseUnlikelyHaving SexOrdinances Author:Mallory Ortberg
