“If someone you know is diagnosed with cancer, give them a call or send them a letter to tell them how sorry you are and to let them know how much you care.” IfsKnowsGivingCareKnow HowLettersSorryCancer Author:Mallory Ortberg
“A woman who repeatedly asks a man she knows to be gay when he's going to get married and have children is not trying to let sleeping dogs lie.” KnowsMenTryingChildrenLyingAsksSleepDogGayMarriedSleeping Dogs Author:Mallory Ortberg
“I don't know of any way to control the subject of one's dreams although I'm fairly certain there are more than a few types of psychoanalysis dedicated to the topic.” KnowsWayDreamCertainSubjectsTypeDedicatedTopicsPsychoanalysis Author:Mallory Ortberg
“Kids know when they're getting yelled at and mocked, I can assure you.” KnowsI CanKids Author:Mallory Ortberg
