“An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married on the same day.” ShouldChanceMarriedAdultsPossessive Author:Mallory Ortberg
“There's simply no way you can tell a woman you work with that you disapprove of her relationship with her adult child, no matter how much you think it would be better for him to move out.” ThinkingWayChildrenMatterWould BeMovingAdultsAdult Children Author:Mallory Ortberg
“You are allowed to draw lines even if your feelings are irrational. Part of the marvelous business of being an adult human is that you get to set your own boundaries for whatever reasons you like, without appending a sensible rationale to them.” IfsHumansReasonFeelingsLinesDrawsAdultsBoundariesSensibleIrrationalMarvelousRationale Author:Mallory Ortberg
