“Your partner cannot fault you for refusing to host a perpetual-motion party or for the fact that you must sleep and will eventually die.” FactsDiesSleepPartyFaultsPartnersHostPerpetualPerpetual Motion Author:Mallory Ortberg
“Not wanting to give everyone in your life one of your kidneys is not the same thing as hoping they die of kidney failure.” GivingDiesKidneys Author:Mallory Ortberg
“You, too, will someday die, perhaps under inconvenient circumstances, at a time when you do not particularly wish to, and for causes that you cannot yet predict.” DiesWishCausesCircumstancesSomedayInconvenient Author:Mallory Ortberg
“We are all going to die, sometimes even in the middle of a lease.” SometimesDiesMiddleLease Author:Mallory Ortberg
