“A woman who repeatedly asks a man she knows to be gay when he's going to get married and have children is not trying to let sleeping dogs lie.” KnowsMenTryingChildrenLyingAsksSleepDogGayMarriedSleeping Dogs Author:Mallory Ortberg
“I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband - and men in general - may not be interested in men sexually.” ThinkingMenMayRealSexHusbandAgreeDespiseConsideringSexuallyHaving Sex Author:Mallory Ortberg
“If your wife briefly corrects someone with "Actually, I'm bisexual" during conversation, it hardly sounds like attempting to remain an object of desire to me. If she went around saying, "Actually, I'm still very interested in men, particularly you, you massive dose of sexual charisma," you might have a case.” IfsMenStillsMightDesireSoundCasesWifeObjectsConversationMassiveAttemptingDoseCharismaBisexualObjects Of Desire Author:Mallory Ortberg
“I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry aversion.” ThinkingMenHateMarriedI HateStartingGenderAversionMarried ManDentistry Author:Mallory Ortberg
