“Your partner cannot fault you for refusing to host a perpetual-motion party or for the fact that you must sleep and will eventually die.” FactsDiesSleepPartyFaultsPartnersHostPerpetualPerpetual Motion Author:Mallory Ortberg
“The hardest part about being ghosted is the fact that you can't deal with the ghoster directly. You just never hear from them again, and everything feels odd and incomplete.” FeelsFactsDealsHardestOddIncomplete Author:Mallory Ortberg
“There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.” FirstsWellsFactsRealizingFirst Date Author:Mallory Ortberg
“You don't need to hide the fact that you're in recovery, but you don't have to share your history of addiction with acquaintances at work, either.” NeedsFactsShareAddictionRecoveryAcquaintance Author:Mallory Ortberg
