“If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.” IfsFeelsCareEasyDogTake Care Author:Mallory Ortberg
“If someone you know is diagnosed with cancer, give them a call or send them a letter to tell them how sorry you are and to let them know how much you care.” IfsKnowsGivingCareKnow HowLettersSorryCancer Author:Mallory Ortberg
“You have a wonderful opportunity here to not care about something that doesn’t matter to you. Please don’t miss out on it.” MatterCareOpportunityWonderfulMissingPlease Author:Mallory Ortberg
“You can care very much about someone without being capable of becoming their primary caregiver in the event of their parents' untimely death.” CareParentEventsBecomingCapablePrimariesCaregiversUntimely Death Author:Mallory Ortberg
“It should go without saying that you are not doing anything wrong by having sex in your own home, and based on the care you've taken to keep things relatively quiet it's unlikely that you're violating any city noise ordinances.” ShouldHomeCareSexCitiesTakenQuietNoiseUnlikelyHaving SexOrdinances Author:Mallory Ortberg
