“I don't know of any way to control the subject of one's dreams although I'm fairly certain there are more than a few types of psychoanalysis dedicated to the topic.” KnowsWayDreamCertainSubjectsTypeDedicatedTopicsPsychoanalysis Author:Mallory Ortberg
“I don't think unfriending your old crush on Facebook will do much other than remove him from your Facebook feed. Don't beat yourself up over what you dream about; there are a lot worse things that could slip across the transom of your unconscious mind than an old high school crush who was always nice to you.” ThinkingMindDreamSchoolNiceBeatsHigh SchoolCrushUnconsciousRemoveYour FaceSlipsUnconscious Mind Author:Mallory Ortberg
“Enjoy your relationship with your boyfriend and don't worry about the people or situations you dream about. Once you wake up, they're over; let them go.” PeopleDreamEnjoySituationWorryWake UpOur RelationshipYour Boyfriend Author:Mallory Ortberg
