“A woman who repeatedly asks a man she knows to be gay when he's going to get married and have children is not trying to let sleeping dogs lie.” KnowsMenTryingChildrenLyingAsksSleepDogGayMarriedSleeping Dogs Author:Mallory Ortberg
“If you’re so forgetful that you’re incapable of remembering that a co-worker isn’t pregnant on three separate occasions in as many months, I worry about your memory and cognition skills.” AsksWorkersFamily FriendsForgetfulCo Worker Author:Mallory Ortberg
“o one is right when it comes to destination weddings. It’s a big ask, requesting people take time off work and fly off to take a cruise just to see you get married, and they’re perfectly justified in saying no if they don’t have the time, the money, or simply the inclination.” PeopleBigsAsksMarriedDestinationTake TimeCruiseTime Off Author:Mallory Ortberg
“Reconciliation is not possible when one party asks the other to obliterate all signs of their relationship.” AsksPartyReconciliation Author:Mallory Ortberg
