“Many of those who were left because of an argument with their partners were right.”
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“Some underwears seem to have been designed to be a turn-off.”
Source: On Friendship: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Friendship: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Friendship: A Satirical Essay
“Sex is often had by someone to whom it means everything with someone to whom it means nothing.”
“Nothing humbles a rich man better than not being wanted by a woman whose man is poor.”
“It is possible for you to be the wrong one in an argument about you.”
“Most men do not have the balls to help their women to not need them.”
“Many a woman was killed by her man whom she stole from his ex.”
“Men are born with nothing with which to buy. Women are born with something to sell.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“One of the biggest problems that most men have with life is that the vagina comes with the woman.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“Some men are each a ladies’ man. Some women are each a men’s lady.”
“By calling all men dogs, women unwittingly accuse almost all women of bestiality.”
“Some women are not gold diggers. They dig for metals that are way more precious.”
“Prostitution is the art of separating the vagina from the woman, and the man from the money.”
“Some people do not mind losing the person or thing that some people would kill to have.”
“Some marriages end before the wife has had enough time to fall in love with the husband.”
“All too often, a man gets into debt mainly, or even only, to get inside a woman or women.”
“It is almost always, not just ‘Mr Right’, but ‘Mr Right … For Now’.”
“Those who think they are against prostitution are in fact merely against sex being sold directly.”
“In some cases, it is not the person that has changed, but their decision not to be themselves.”
“Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos.”
“It is usually those whose love is fake that have a compulsion to prove their love.”
“Some people rushed into divorce even faster than they rushed into marriage.”