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“There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.”

“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.”

“Adversity does not just introduce a man to himself. It also introduces, to him, his family, his friends, and his partner.”

Self Humor Family Humour Friends Adversity Self Knowledge Lover Spouse Introduction

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with that, then how in the name of God do you differentiate between a man’s girlfriend and a girl that is a friend to the man?”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.”

“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.”

“It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.”

“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men’s children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children.”

“The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.”

“The pleasure of laughing is more than doubled by the ability of making others laugh.”

Humor Funny Pleasure Comedy Humour Laughter Comic Satire Sarcasm Stand Up Comedy

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.”

“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”

Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”

Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.”

Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.”

Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.”

Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.”

Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“We are, or rather our natural desire to evade pain and to attain pleasure is, the primary reason we do or say every single thing we do or say.”

Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism

“The pleasure or the benefit that the object of our deed derives from it is every now and then greater or even more important than the one we derive from the deed.”

Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism

“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.”

“It is as difficult for most poor people to truly believe that they could someday escape poverty as it is for most wealthy people to truly believe that their wealth could someday escape them.”

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.”

“Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.”

“Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.”

“Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.”

“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.”

“Females and boys are the only creatures that propose others for friendship. As for the rest of us, friendship sort of just happens.”

Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism

“Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.”

“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.”

Book:The Use and Misuse of Children

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).”

“The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.”

“If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.”

“Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even those who are raw.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.”

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Book:The Use and Misuse of Children

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.”

“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).”

“Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today.”

“The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Some people are so barely famous that they would each lose their fame if a hundred people who know them were to simultaneously lose their lives … or minds.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.”

“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.”

“Most nobodies are somebodies and most somebodies are nobodies somewhere.”

“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.”

“In order to make them overlook our greed, or to make us seem less greedy than we are, we sometimes remind some people that, if and when we catch it, the wealth that we are relentlessly chasing would enable us to help a lot of poor people.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.”

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Book:The Use and Misuse of Children

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

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P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound AphorismsRelated source material

The Use and Misuse of ChildrenRelated source material

N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsRelated source material

On Friendship: A Satirical EssayRelated source material

The Confessions of a MisfitRelated source material

The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on AltruismRelated source material

Divided & ConqueredRelated source material

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