Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“Everlasting pain is often caused by the pursuit of fleeting pleasure.”
Source: On Friendship: A Satirical Essay
“Our sexual pleasure happens within us, not on or inside our partners’ genitals.”
“Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.”
“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Source: N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.”
“Some people sometimes kiss and tell; some sometimes tell without having kissed.”
“Some underwears seem to have been designed to be a turn-off.”
“Sex is often had by someone to whom it means everything with someone to whom it means nothing.”
“One of the biggest problems that most men have with life is that the vagina comes with the woman.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“Prostitution is the art of separating the vagina from the woman, and the man from the money.”
“All too often, a man gets into debt mainly, or even only, to get inside a woman or women.”
“Size definitely counts: some things are too small … and some are too big.”