“No longer trusting someone is even more saddening if you still love them.”
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“We bother people with our problem whenever we tell them that we miss them.”
“It is even more painful to have your heart broken by someone who you know does not deserve you.”
“Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.”
“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.”
Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism
“Buying is the foundation of most women’s definition of romantic.”
“In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.”
“Unfortunately, fools think that shouting makes their arguments convincing, or more convincing.”
“By definition, love at first sight has nothing to do with the other person’s character or mind.”
“We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.”
“The presence of someone we are angry at often makes us suppress or fake a smile or a laugh.”
“The question is not whether or not someone in your life is using you, but how are they using you.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“Marriage is in countless cases a failed attempt to resuscitate a relationship.”
“Some people are happily single. Some are unhappily married.”
“Being accused of cheating is infuriating, especially if you are cheating, or have cheated.”
“Every relationship is, to each party, ultimately about them.”
“Some people sometimes kiss and tell; some sometimes tell without having kissed.”
“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.”
“The only ‘problem’ that most marriages have managed to solve is that of not being married.”