Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.”
Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism
“In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.”
Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism
“Buying is the foundation of most women’s definition of romantic.”
“In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.”
“We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.”
“Marriage is in countless cases a failed attempt to resuscitate a relationship.”
“Some people are happily single. Some are unhappily married.”
“Being accused of cheating is infuriating, especially if you are cheating, or have cheated.”
“Some people sometimes kiss and tell; some sometimes tell without having kissed.”
“The only ‘problem’ that most marriages have managed to solve is that of not being married.”
“Many of those who were left because of an argument with their partners were right.”
“Most men do not have the balls to help their women to not need them.”
“Many a woman was killed by her man whom she stole from his ex.”
“Some men are each a ladies’ man. Some women are each a men’s lady.”
“Some women are not gold diggers. They dig for metals that are way more precious.”
“Some people do not mind losing the person or thing that some people would kill to have.”
“Some marriages end before the wife has had enough time to fall in love with the husband.”
“It is almost always, not just ‘Mr Right’, but ‘Mr Right … For Now’.”
“Some people rushed into divorce even faster than they rushed into marriage.”
“Marriage is often a failed secret attempt to change someone.”
“Size definitely counts: some things are too small … and some are too big.”