“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
Source: Divided & Conquered
Source: Divided & Conquered
“Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.”
“88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.”
Source: N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
“Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.”
“The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.”
“To most women, size does count, but—if the man is rich, powerful, or famous—it does not matter.”
“Happiness is a consolation for those who cannot orgasm yet … or anymore.”
“Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.”
“An ejaculation is a waste of nutrients, unless it leads to pregnancy … and intentionally.”
“Sexual energy is all too often wasted on masturbation … or sex.”
“Even priests, monks, and saints are capable of lusting after a prostitute.”
“Protected sex is, to Mother Nature, sex between a human and a doll.”
“Horniness pretty much always oversells an orgasm.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“Slavery often masquerades as freedom.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“Bisexuals are either way less or way more hated by a homophobe.”