“I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.”
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Famous Sarah Silverman Quotes
“Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.”
“When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.”
“I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.”
“The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.”
“You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.”
“I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.”
“I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.”
“And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.”
“In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.”