“I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.”
Filter quotes by topic
Famous Sarah Silverman Quotes
“Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.”
“Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.”
“I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.”
“They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.”
“But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.”
“Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.”
“I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.”
“I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.”
“I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.”
Source: The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
“Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!”
“If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.”
“That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.”
Source: The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
“Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.”
“I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.”
“Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated”
Source: The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
“I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.”