“A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.”
“A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.”
“Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then”
“I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."”
“I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!”