“My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.”
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Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.”
Source: Mere Anarchy
Source: Mere Anarchy
“Marriage is the death of hope.”
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“Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.”
“I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.”
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Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose
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