“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
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Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.”
“I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.”
“There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.”
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.”
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
“I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.”
“The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.”
“A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.”
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“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”