“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
Quote by Woody Allen
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“Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.”
Source: On the Constitution of the Church and State
“Here bloom red roses, dewy wet, And beds of fragrant mignonette.”
“All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.”
Source: Fore!: The Best of Wodehouse on Golf
“Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.”
“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.”
