“As the priest is characterized by his cassock, so the smoker by his pipe. The way in which he holds it, raises it to his lips, and knocks out the ashes, reveals his personality, habits, passions, and even his thoughts.” WayPassionPersonalityHabitRaisesLipsSmokingPriestsAshesPipeSmokers Author:E. T. A. Hoffmann
“Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast.” MenSmokeBeastSmokingPipe Author:Honore Daumier
“After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.” HumansStillsTwoFunnyHuman BeingsActivityHumorousDinnerGoodMealsSmokingSatisfyingOutstandingCigarSmoking CigarsGood MealsCuban Cigars Author:Brad Shaw
“A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."” EndsFunnyFireFoolHumorousSmokeSmokingFishingCigaretteTobaccoCigarFly FishingSmokersAnglingSmoking CigarettesSmoking CigarsGreat FishingSmoking A PipeTobacco SmokingFunny SmokingPipe SmokingCigarette SmokeSmoke And Fire Author:Horace Greeley
“Is the noble Lord aware that, at the age of 80, there are very few pleasures left to me, but one of them is passive smoking?” AgeLeftPleasureLordNobleSmokingPassive Author:Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington
“It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.” IfsWould BeFunnyMankindHumorousMachinesAvailableSmokingCigarettePillsPrescriptionsCigarBirth ControlSlot MachinesService To Mankind Author:Malcolm Potts
“I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.” ThinkingI CanMightFunnyRight NowHumorousGoodSmokingCigarSmoking CigarsCuban Cigars Author:Richard Carleton
“I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.” WantOur LivesSmokeSmokingProtestFunny SmokingNo Smoking Author:Richard Littlejohn
“MY INSPIRATION has always been Jeanne Calment, a Frenchwoman who smoked and drank every day and died a few years ago at the age of 122. When asked the secret of her longevity, she replied: 'I laugh a lot.' Well you would, wouldn't you.” YearsWellsInspirationAgeSecretLaughingYears AgoDiedSmokingLongevityDrank Author:Victoria Coren Mitchell
“MY DOCTOR phoned and said you don't deserve this news, but your lungs are crystal clear'.” SaidClearNewsDeserveDoctorsSmokingLungsCrystals Author:Nicholas Haslam