“I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”
Quote by Alan Coren
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Alan Coren
Alan Coren, a British writer born on June 27, 1938, and passed away on October 18, 2007, was known for his humorous writing style and unique perspective. His works spanned across novels, plays, and radio scripts, gaining popularity for their social satire and wit. more
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