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“She took a step toward him. “You? Mr. Sexy Ass Bad Boy Extraordinaire. A virgin. And you expect me to believe that?”

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Book:Pure Sacrifice

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“Leon went to show his Coven insignia to prove he was a member but had a wicked thought slither into his brain. A wildly crazy smile coiled on his lips as he skillfully kept the silver emblem from sight. He thumbed back at the door. “You know how girls are. Make one joke about the size of their thighs, and it’s out the door with you.”

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Book:Spellbound & Hellhounds

Source: Spellbound & Hellhounds

“Something fell and George was off, barking like a mad dog. What if whoever is back there hurts him? Oh. My. Goodness. If I do die, I can do so happily now. That man’s eyes were so blue—and I swore they changed color. “I made a huge mistake,” Jake said as he took the leash off of George. “I said p-i-z-z-a out loud. And he took off at a fast jog all the way back here from the park right through Ms. Helen’s sprinklers down the street.” And then nothing…no words entered my brain. I sniffed and quickly nodded, like I was about to cry. “Okay. Right. Amen.” Then I forced myself to slow down and not run back to my seat.”

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Book:A Case for the Yarn Maker

Source: A Case for the Yarn Maker

“Everything I touched seemed to be cursed—the next person who came in contact with that sunbed probably contracted HIV and died of a stubbed toe.”

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Book:Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

Source: Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“We would love it if you would join us for lunch to discuss amputations! We love amputations. And firefighters at MetroGen. Anyone else coming? Cassie inviting firefighters to join the bachelorette party for lunch”

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Book:Roulette

Source: Roulette

“I was in no position to make decisions. But something inside of me screamed to live my life and I was pretty sure it was the alcohol.”

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Book:The Kindred Soul of Nora Faye

Source: The Kindred Soul of Nora Faye

“Oh, calm down, Olivia, I’m not asking for one of your kidneys. I just need to borrow one of Greg’s Magnum P.I. thingies.”

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Book:Crazed and Confused: A Delightfully Dysfunctional Familial Memoir

Source: Crazed and Confused: A Delightfully Dysfunctional Familial Memoir

“I woke up this morning. That’s the first sign I know—it’s the start of another great day.”

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Book:Money's Dirty Little Secrets: How to Break the Rules, Get Filthy Rich, and Laugh All the Way to the Bank

Source: Money's Dirty Little Secrets: How to Break the Rules, Get Filthy Rich, and Laugh All the Way to the Bank

“Seriously man, shut it.” “Alright, alright. You’re the driver,” He raised his chip bag in toast, “My life is in your hands.”

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Book:The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel

Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel

“That's him," said Berthold. "Cut my arm off. With an ax" Sneep turned to Jinx. "That true?" "Yes," said Jinx. "But he--" "Guilty," said Sneep.”

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Book:Jinx's Fire

Source: Jinx's Fire

“Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you all have never been to Doveport? Our sister city across the sea?” “People don’t say that,” Billy piped up. “It’ll catch on,” Badgy shot back.”

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Book:The Cure

Source: The Cure

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