F Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with F. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it.”
Source: Richelle Mead Dark Swan Bundle: Storm Born, Thorn Queen, Iron Crowned & Shadow Heir
“Funny how someone you thought of every waking moment for months, how a type of longing that was so significant it became a building block of your identity, eventually slips wholly from your mind.”
Source: Notes on Infinity
“Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show.”
Source: What Goes Around: Two Books In One: Cracked Up to Be & Some Girls Are
“Funny how the lie and the truth are nearly always the same.”
Source: House of Leaves
“Funny how the love be fake...but I ain't stressin'.
Thankful for the love that's genuine...appreciate the blessin'.”
“Funny how the most beautiful people in the world aren't always the types to gloss the covers of magazines and yet most people spend their lives trying to turn heads.”
Source: Heart on a Shoestring
“Funny how the nature of a normal day is the first memory to fade.”
Source: We Need To Talk About Kevin
“Funny how the new things are the old things.”
Source: Collected Works of Rudyard Kipling (Illustrated Edition): 5 Novels & 350+ Short Stories, Poetry, Historical Military Works and Autobiographical Writings from one of the most popular writers in England, known for The Jungle Book, Kim, The Man Who Would Be King
“Funny how the stupid shit we do for those we love hardens into legend.”
Source: Eyeshot
“Funny how the world always praises its opera-singers so much and pays 'em so well and then starves its shoemakers, and yet it needs good shoes so much more than it needs opera--or war or fiction.”
Source: The Trail of the Hawk: A Comedy of the Seriousness of Life
“Funny how things change when you got a liquor in ya:
You're quicker with the tongue, givin' me rhythm now.
Block the music and the people out to admire the love,
The nerve of us...impervious to the entire club.
And like marijuana shotguns, let's blow this joint,
It's pointless to stay here, so let me anoint.”
“Funny how things that once seemed so charming can become dull and annoying. We think we want all the time in the world with the people we love, but maybe what we need is the opposite. Just a finite amount of time, so we still think the other person is interesting. Maybe we don't need acts two and three. Maybe love is best in act one.”
Source: The Sun Is Also a Star
“Funny how things work themselves out. Things happen that split up family and friends, then things happen that bring them back together. Everyone is in your life for a reason. My hope is for all the reasons to be good. Those who love you never lose touch, are always consistent, and unquestionable.”
“Funny how those who can't are always criticizing those who do.”
Source: The Art of Inner Peace
“Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.”
“Funny how we do not realize the true value and legacy of a living icon until they suddenly pass away. Truth is, there are many living legends among us, we just do not stop and take time to notice their worth until it's too late.”
“Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself.”
“Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.”
Source: Psycho: A Novel
“Funny how we talk about our roots when our people have been here for generations."
"Interesting, too," Anna said, "how we're not really divided according to our nationalities, but by how much or how little money we have. Most of the differences are acquired, they depend on what money can buy you.”
Source: Whose Names Are Unknown
“Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense.”
Source: Still Life with Woodpecker
“Funny how when you can't sleep the brain turns itself inside out, becomes a desperate and hungering thing. All I want right now is to fall headfirst into the blackest black.”
Source: The Astonishing Color of After
“Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again.”
Source: Identical
“Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman”
Source: A Tiny Bit Marvellous
“Funny how ye tell people a story to make a point and ye fail, ye fail, a total disaster. Not only do ye no make yer point it winds up the exact fucking opposite man, the exact fucking opposite. That isnay a misunderstanding it's a total
whatever.”
Source: How Late It Was, How Late
“Funny how you can get used to not having things you thought you couldn't live without.”
Source: Seeing Me Naked
“Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it.”
Source: The Dog Stars
“Funny how you can’t turn that off, isn’t it?” Ledalus laughed, scoffing as she crossed her arms over her chest. “Does it hurt? Loving someone who can’t love you back?”
Source: Grave Delights
“Funny how you dig yourself into a hole by the teaspoon.”
Source: We Need To Talk About Kevin
“Funny, how you get a kiss but lose your virginity. I don't feel like anything's been taken or added at all.”
Source: Shark Heart
“Funny, I don't particularly care for either "laws" or "order". Liberty is messy. Freedom yields imperfect results.”
“Funny... I'm looking at Nature, but I feel like she's looking at me instead.”
Source: La jeune femme et la mer
“Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.”
“Funny is always a good way to start when in doubt”
“Funny is an attitude.”
“Funny is funny is funny.”
“Funny is funny. And if it's good, it travels.”
“Funny is funny. You can be fooled by the eye, but if your performance is funny to the ear, it will be funny. I think it's that if you don't have the visual, you have to infuse the full personality into the voice.”
“Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.”
“Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”
“Funny isn't it? I can get almost anything I want. Except the one thing I want the most.”
“Funny, isn’t it? No matter what language they speak, everyone sounds the same when you pull out their fingernails.”
– Dread Emperor Foul III, “the Linguist”
Source: So You Want to Be a Villain?
“Funny, isn’t it? We blame politicians for being megalomaniacs. But secretly we all are. It’s just that most of us don’t get the opportunity or are in a position to exploit others.”
Source: The World's Most Frustrated Man
“Funny, isn’t it? We middle-class people secretly want that the poor should remain poor, as poverty is a necessary condition for an easy supply of servants. Yet out in the open, we pretend that the penury of the masses concerns us deeply. We hide who we are and wear masks. All of us.”
Source: The Influencer: Speed Must Have a Limit
“Funny isn’t it?” said Sebastian. “The lies good people tell. He’ll probably make you eggs every day for the rest of your life now, and you’ll choke them down because you can’t tell him you don’t like them.” Clary thought of the Seelie Queen. “Love makes liars of us all?”
Source: Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls
“Funny, it being homework you’d think home would be where it’s supposed to be but no, I need it at school, but you can’t call it schoolwork because that’s just stuff you do at school but it really is schoolwork you do at home and then bring it back so you could call it school-home-school work but either way it’s not here and I need to get it from home and get it to school so home is where I need to go now.”
“Funny people don't really laugh very much.”
“Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.”
“Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.”
“Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the movies. You start to have inside jokes and gallows humor. You have all kinds of things you laugh at, but as soon as you tell somebody, the joke falls flat because they don't know the context of it.”
“Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal! That's how 'PLL' has changed my life.”