F Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with F. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“Funnily enough, the most difficult style to do is the plain pump because it needs to look good on a variety of feet. I compare it to having a good bone structure. Make-up will make you look good, but it helps if you have a good skeleton to begin with.”
“Funnily enough, when I originally went in for my screen test, that set was already built.”
“Funniness is genetic.”
“Funny always makes the bad things go away.”
Source: The Carrie Diaries and Summer in the City
“Funny as hell, searingly honest, and urgently real, Sam Pink's Rontel puts to shame most modern fiction. His writing perfectly captures the bizarre parade that is Chicago, with all its gloriously odd and wonderful people. This book possesses both the nerve of Nelson Algren and the existential comedy of Albert Camus.”
“Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you could read them yourself. Whereas if someone [you like] shambles out, and they tell you what a bad day they've had, they don't have to say anything. I love them. I want to hug them because they've been through something. And it comes back to empathy, always empathy.”
“Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.”
Source: More about All about Eve
“Funny but, for me, the Bible was a hobby before it was a serious study. It was the thing I'd sneak off and do on the side, feeling rather guilty because I wasn't doing my real school homework or whatever... and never thinking I would make it a life's work.”
“Funny, cute and kissable
I've found a girl that makes me lose control
Every night's like the first night
Never gettin' old”
“Funny enough, I received a phone call and an ultimatum from my wife just moments before we untied the dock lines. The offer was to come home now to save this marriage or don’t come home at all.
Morning dew artificially rained from the outriggers as I pulled down on the halyards, deep in thought. I got off the boat and paced up and down the dock. I looked back and forth between my phone and the light-blue hull of the vessel before me shining in the morning light. I sighed deeply. In my heart, I knew the truth was that the other ship back at home had already set sail. Heavyhearted, I looked one last time at the phone and jumped on board.”
Source: Vicious Cycle: Whiskey, Women, and Water
“Funny enough, I sit on my porch all day, wave and smile at everyone. Some of them aren't sure, some smiles right back, some come back later and say; "This morning you made my day, had the best day all week, thank you for that!" Smile and wave, that's all it takes :)”
“Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.”
“Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.”
“Funny", he intoned funerally, "how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.”
Source: The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy in Five Parts
“Funny hoe everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light.
Or maybe I just wasn't looking. I hadn't known that light could be a feeling and sound could be a color and a kiss could be both a question and an answer. And that heaven could be the ocean or a person or this moment or something else entirely.”
Source: Fracture
“Funny how "question" contains the word "quest" inside it, as though any small question asked is a journey through briars.”
“funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story”
“Funny, how a choice I made out of a small infatuation led to a turn in my life’s trajectory. We were probably at that strange age when seemingly inconsequential decisions could have major consequences.”
Source: That’ll Be Our Song
“Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds.”
Source: Flight: A Novel
“Funny how a melody sounds like a memory.”
“Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.”
“Funny how addiction was socially acceptable—even a status symbol—when it made people extroverts rather than introverts”
Source: City of Ghosts
“Funny how all things people don’t understand seem to be ‘cursed’.”
“Funny how another person's misfortune can make you realise what you have. We need to stop taking each other for granted. That's another thing nobody tells you about marriage; sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, doesn't mean it's over.”
“Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly" usually wasn't.”
“Funny how at twenty-five you worry about not being taken seriously and take being a sex object for granted. Later you take being taken seriously for granted, and worry about not being a sex object.”
Source: Cause Celeb
“Funny how certain things stay with you.”
“Funny how gentle people get with you once you're dead.”
“Funny, how he’d been a tough Jedi and a kind Inquisitor, at least when it came to her.”
Source: Inquisitor: Rise of the Red Blade
“Funny, how hope raises its lovely head when least expected, a flower in a wasteland.”
Source: False Memory
“Funny how in a material world full of pundits and economists obsessed with assets and liabilities -personally, economically and globally - few speak about the greatest of all these…YOU.”
“Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past.”
Source: Born of Night
“Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a surprise. When was I going to stop being surprised?”
“Funny, how it took a little bit of pain to remember that certain parts of yourself were alive.”
Source: Let's Get Lost
“Funny how life messed with you.”
“Funny how losses were as much of a currency as happiness in life. Somehow, they were noticed more, though.”
Source: The Sinner
“Funny how money speaks even more loudly than morals in this beautiful, superficial material world.”
“Funny how much things can change in such a short amount of time when you’re being honest about what you want.”
Source: Never Date a Doctor
“Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.”
Source: The Last Titan
“Funny how nobody talks on the tubes, isn't it? I rarely catch the tube myself, or lifts. Confined spaces, everybody shuts down. Why is that? Perhaps we think everybody on the tube is a potential psychopath or a drunk,so we close down and pretend to read a book or something.”
“Funny how older people mention that they were beat as children and that they turned out ok. But in reality, they did not turn out ok. They were further traumatized when they were told that they could not speak out about the abuse 'back then.' Dear old people, you did not turn out ok. You are traumatized and you passed it down.”
“funny how our hearts
were designed
to love
so fiercely.
but break
ever so gently.”
“Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.”
Source: Vain Oblations
“Funny how people don't really see each other. Men and women. They invent each other in their minds and then they see what they invent.They don't really see each other. Now she was in love with him and she didn't even know his real name, didn't know anything real about him.”
Source: Dynamite Road
“Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.”
Source: Brother Odd
“Funny how perfection can mean a million things. Tonight, it’s a boy and supermarket salads, the air tasting of salt and second chances, and a butterfly feeling in my chest.”
Source: The Summer We Forgot
“funny how ready people are to believe that counseling, which even when voluntary takes years to modify garden-variety neuroses, can work wonders in months with resistant patients who hate each other.”
Source: Reasonable creatures: essays on women and feminism
“Funny how so many missed me when I was gone yet so few appreciated me when I was here.”
“Funny how some things work out. I mean, how many pairs of eyes do you look into in a lifetime – hundreds, maybe even thousands? Yet, only one pair of eyes means anything and everything. Who knows why?”
Source: Bangtails, Grifters, and a Liar's Kiss
“Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression.”
Source: The Drew + Fable Series 4-Book Bundle: One Week Girlfriend, Second Chance Boyfriend, Three Broken Promises, Four Years Later