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“Here's the secret that every successful software company is based on: You can domesticate programmers the way beekeepers tame bees. You can't exactly communicate with them, but you can get them to swarm in one place and when they're not looking, you can carry off the honey.”

Author:Kathy Freston

“Here's the simplest answer: Within weeks, the disciples proclaimed the resurrection of Jesus Christ, that He had been bodily raised from the dead and appeared to them.”

Jesus Christ Answers Week Jesus Christ Raised Resurrection Disciple Simplest Jesus Resurrection Resurrection Of Jesus Christ Christs Resurrection

Author:Josh McDowell

“Here's the story: 25 years ago, I had my lips injected with silicone. Stupid thing to do at 24. I saw 'Beaches.' Remember that movie 'Beaches'? I did it with my best girlfriend, so she and I go and we get our lips done. Fine. I have it like that for my whole career, right? So then cut to a couple of years ago, I have a doctor remove as much as they possibly can because it got to the point where they were yucky. You know, they get hard. It's gross. They are now whatever that was after they took out as much of the silicone as they could.”

Knows Years Hard Done Whole Stories Remember Careers Saws Cutting Stupid Fine Couple Years Ago Doctors Lips Beach Things To Do Girlfriend Remove Gross Stupid Things Best Girlfriend

Author:Lisa Rinna

“Here's the teaching point, if you're teaching kids about intelligence and policy: Intelligence does not absolve policymakers of responsibility to ask tough questions, and it doesn't absolve them of having curiosity about the consequences of their actions.”

Ifs Doe Kids Action Asks Responsibility Teaching Policy Tough Consequence Curiosity Teaching Kids Tough Questions

Author:George Tenet

“Here's the thing - I mean, I don't act for statues. I really don't. The great thing about winning an award is that it creates opportunities.”

Mean Opportunity Winning Great Things Awards Statues

Author:Kevin Bacon

“Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.”

Ifs Kind Would Be Kids Comedy Havens Married Supposed To Be Be Kind Single Life

Author:Garry Shandling

“Here's the thing - if you stop learning, you might as well pack it in. You can't learn anything with your mouth open.”

Ifs Wells Might Mouths Packs

Author:Leonard Lauder

“Here's the thing - the accent is cool. It's like a girl with big breasts - they get your attention first.”

Firsts Bigs Girl Attention Breasts Accents Big Breast

Author:Kevin Costner

“Here's the thing - you can't be careful about what you pick because what looks like on paper is going to be a great script has often turned out to be a disaster, so there's no way to know what's going to work or to pick the right thing.”

Knows Way Looks Paper Picks Scripts Careful Disaster Right Thing Be Careful Going To Work

Author:Halle Berry

“Here's the thing about broken hearts. You can always survive them. Always. No matter how deep the hurt, the capacity to heal and move on is even stronger.”

Heart Matter Moving Hurt Broken Capacity Stronger Heal

Author:Susan Wiggs

Source: Summer at Willow Lake

“Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.”

Matter White Crazy Trump No Matter What Apologizing Crazy Things

Author:Bill Maher

“Here's the thing about earnestness. Our culture discounts it; but people are yearning for it.”

People Culture Yearning Discounts Earnestness

Author:Jeffrey Zaslow

“Here's the thing about faith: It gives us the strength to go on when we want to give in. It gives us the courage to get up when we want to lie down. It gives us the power to make a way out of no way when there ain't no way. Just as love can't make you strong until love has made you weak, well, faith can't lift you up until life has knocked you down. With faith or without it, we can't stop the waves. But with it, we don't need to. Because with it we can ride the surf.”

Way Want Needs Giving Wells Made Lying Faith Strong Goes On Weak Wave Get Up Lifts Surf Lift You Up

Author:Patti LaBelle

“Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.”

Happens Realizing Global Warming

Author:Jon Stewart

“Here's the thing about hair; I think most people think that I have Lego hair, like I can just take it on and off in one piece, and that's not quite the case - although pretty close.”

People Thinking I Can Cases Pieces Hair And Off One Piece Legos

Author:Pete Wentz

“Here's the thing about home: you can create it most anywhere, as long as you gather your people around you.”

People Long Home

Author:Shannon Hale

“Here's the thing about luck...you don't know if it's good or bad until you have some perspective.”

Ifs Knows Perspective Luck Good Luck

Author:Alice Hoffman

“Here's the thing about me: I have a job to do and I do it.”

Jobs

Author:James Murdoch

“Here's the thing about movies, all movies end up on television. That's their life. Whether you like it or not, I don't care how much money you spend on it, or how big or broad the film is, or who the actors are in it, eventually it's all coming out of the box.”

Ends Bigs Care Film Actors Television Boxes Don't Care I Don't Care Broads Coming Out You Like It

Author:Greg Kinnear

“Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.”

People Believe Religion Idiot Believe In God

Author:Jim Jefferies

“Here's the thing about politics: It's not an expression of your moral purity and your ethics and your probity and your fond dreams of some utopian future. Progressive people constantly fail to get this.”

People Dream Moral Failing Expression Ethics Purity Progressive Utopian Probity Moral Purity

Author:Tony Kushner

“Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show.”

Ifs Knows Want Giving Shows Winning Effort Fans Musician Percent Red Appreciate Comedian Regions Mail Red Sox Fans

Author:Dane Cook

“Here's the thing that I think about life - if you manage to get into a space where you don't need that much, where the overhead of your life is not that great and you're pretty happy and relaxed without that much stuff, you are really liberated because you never have to say yes to something because you want another refrigerator or car!”

Ifs Thinking Want Needs Life Is Stuff Space Car Manage Relaxed Liberated Refrigerators Overhead You Re Pretty

Author:Brit Marling

“Here's the thing with lyrics: Words are just another musical instrument.”

Instruments Musical Musical Instruments

Author:Max Tundra

“Here's the thing with me and the religious thing. This is the flat-out truth: I find the religiosity and philosophy in the music. I don't find it anywhere else.”

Philosophy Religious Music Flats

Author:Bob Dylan

“Here's the thing, back in the day, a lot of guys would make fun of me, that I would sing and dance, that I was a cheerleader. But I kept my head on straight. I had goals.”

Guy Fun Goal Cheerleader Back In The Day Cheerleading

Author:Carlos Pena, Jr.

“Here's the thing, for me at least: this is a huge genre now. It wasn't always so. Not so many years ago, it wasn't so. There is a tremendous diversity in fantasy today.”

Years Today Fantasy Huge Diversity Years Ago Genre

Author:R. A. Salvatore

“Here's the thing, I've been cooking more and more and I'm pretty good, the problem is I can only go out to restaurants that cook better than I do, therefore, it's expensive.”

I Can Problem Cooking Cooks Restaurants Expensive

Author:Mark Morris

“Here's the thing, men have to also mature in how they see women, too. Because they need to understand that it's not just about how we look, it's about who we are. And I am going to tell you like this, 'If you can't love me with short hair, and you telling me I got to have long hair to be loved, guess what, I ain't the one for you.'”

Ifs Men Needs Looks Long Hair Who We Are Mature Long Hair Short Hair

Author:Jada Pinkett Smith

“Here's the thing, trust changes everything. Once you know what an artist can do, and you know their commitment level, it opens up the playbook hugely. I have worked with artists I really love, but they may have some small aspect that they hate drawing, or that they don't excel at, and that effectively takes that option off the table.”

Artist Hate Commitment

Author:Gail Simone

“Here's the thing, who cares what you have to look at, I'm a big advocate of not obscuring vistas, but even if you build the biggest wind farm, can it run anything more than a domestic washer and dryer and a computer, for the year? I'm sorry guys, the answer, you're going to be shocked to know: it ain't much more than that.”

Ifs Knows Years Looks Bigs Care Running Guy Answers Wind Computer Sorry Farms I'm Sorry Shocked Who Cares Vistas Dryers Wind Farms

Author:Greg Graffin

“Here's the thing, with comedy - and I learned this from Will Ferrell - you can't be ashamed. If you're doing comedy, you have to fully commit to the joke. Shame is not part of it. If you act shy or uncomfortable about your body, that makes the audience shy and uncomfortable. And in a comedy you just want them to loosen up and laugh.”

Ifs Want Body Audience Laughing Comedy Jokes Shame Your Body Commit Uncomfortable Ashamed Shy

Author:John C. Reilly

“Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.”

Ifs Faster Downsizing

Author:Bill Murray

“Here's the thing, you're not really ready for love until you have enough self-respect that if you met your exact self but in a guy you would totally, completely, absolutely want to be with him.”

Ifs Want Self Enough Guy Ready Mets Self Respect Ready For Love

Author:Tracy McMillan

“Here's the thing. I hate kids. Always have. I mean, I know the job of the race, biologically speaking, is to achieve immortality through reproduction, but the idea of getting impregnated and blowing up like a balloon as I serve as a carrier and service unit for this other person who will eventually burst out of me in the most terrifying way imaginable, then carry on using me one way or another for the rest of my life, is right up there with throwing myself off the top of a twenty-story building. If I have a biological clock, it is digital and does not tick.”

“Here's the thing. Just because you're pro-troops doesn't mean you're pro-war. And just because you're anti-war doesn't mean you're anti-troops. Just because you don't support the war people think you are anti-troops and you are a bad guy.”

People Thinking Mean War Guy Support Anti War Troops Bad Guys Pro War

Author:Toby Keith

“Here's the thing. We do a movie with a predominantly black cast, and it's put in a category of being a black film. When other movies are done with a predominantly white cast, we don't call them a white film. I'm trying to remove the stigma off things they call black films.”

Trying Done Film Black White Casts Remove Categories Stigma

Author:Kevin Hart

“Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.”

People Made Would Be America Black White Race Progress Happened Crazy Deserve Relation Nonsense Black People Race Relations

Author:Chris Rock

“Here's the thing: Authors live or die by recommendations. [That's one of the reason I review so many books on Goodreads.] Giving books you love good reviews is one of the nicest things you can do for an author. What's more it's good for the entire community.”

Giving Book Reason Dies Can Do Community Reviews Recommendations Goodreads

Author:Patrick Rothfuss

“Here's the thing: celebrities understand the power of original ideas because often that's why they act. They want to be in movies that tell a story. They know the power of iconic imagery. Often, you find that people really want to participate.”

People Imagery Iconic

Author:Glenda Bailey

“Here's the thing: I am not beautiful. I'm pretty. I'll allow that much. Pretty. But I'm not the girl boys long for.”

Long Beautiful Girl Boys Boy Girl

Author:Michael Grant

Source: Eve and Adam

“Here's the thing: I am not only a creature of civilization, I'm an asthmatic person. I will only live so long as I have stockpiled the proper inhalers. I'm effectively a cyborg. You know how in Jurassic Park, they bred those dinosaurs with the lysine deficiencies, so if they ever got off the island, they'd die? That's me.”

Ifs Knows Persons Long Dies Know How Civilization Creatures Islands Parks Dinosaurs Deficiency Jurassic Park Cyborg

Author:John Hodgman

“Here's the thing: I had never been to Boston, my whole life. Probably because I'm a Yankee fan.”

Whole Fans Whole Life Yankees Boston Yankee Fans

Author:Dash Mihok

“Here's the thing: I'm not in shape.”

Women Shapes

Author:Angela Kinsey

“Here's the thing: if I want to do something, I just have to do it - for real! I'm not gonna pussy out in the moment. I don't want no holding back!”

Real Moments

Author:Flying Lotus

“Here's the thing: If you're monitoring every single thing that goes on in a given culture, if you have all the information that is there to be had, then that is the equivalent of having none of it. How are you going to process that amount of information?”

Ifs Culture Given Process Information Goes On Amount Monitoring

Author:Alan Moore

“Here's the thing: If you're so far left you actually believe that somebody owes you a job, citizenship and a heart transplant, you're mentally ill. If you're so far right that you actually believe that somebody who doesn't have a job and is not a citizen deserves to have their heart cut out and sold on eBay, and you get to keep 80 percent of the profit - you're mentally ill.”

Ifs Believe Heart Jobs Left Cutting Citizens Percent Deserve Ill Profit Citizenship Mentally Ill Transplants Ebay Heart Transplant

Author:Christopher Titus

“Here's the thing: life is now. It's not ten pounds from now, it's not twenty pounds from now, it's not a million dollars from now. It's right now. And you just have to take a chance.”

Life Is Chance Millions Right Now Ten Twenties Dollars Pounds Take A Chance Million Dollars

Author:Jillian Michaels

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