I Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with I. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“If i could be a superhero, i would be Superman. He can fly, he is strong... even though i'm not that strong”
“If I could be a third of the woman that my mom is and have a third of the strength that she has, then I will have done good by this life.”
“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.”
“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*”
“If I could be any animal, I would be a wish dragon that would only appear when a kid needed it. Based on my experience with imaginary friends, they're needed. But dragons eat meat, and I couldn't do that. So I'd have to be a vegetarian dragon; a thin dragon, because I'd spend a lot of time looking for food. That's a ton of carrots, apples, oranges...Unless I was a tiny, baby dragon. Then I'd just need, like, a little slice of cheese.”
Source: This Is Ear Hustle: Unflinching Stories of Everyday Prison Life
“If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face”
“If I could be anyone, I'd choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.”
“If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.”
“If I could be anything, I’d be me, there’s already you.”
“If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.”
“If I could be anything in this world I would be rare. So rare that the people I loved never forgot me or ever found anything to compare me to. I was never a type, but the only type--the person you couldn't throw away because you would never be able to describe the mystery of something that didn't fit this world.”
“If I could be anywhere, where would I be?”
“if i could be assured of your destruction, i would in the interest of the public, cheerfully accept my death.”
“If I could be brave enough and live long enough I could crawl inside the life of every man, woman and child in America. After I had gone within them I could be born out of them. I could become something the like of which has never been seen before. We would see then what America is like.”
Source: A new testament
“If I could be but a leaf on that tree, And of this encumbering world be free, be free!”
Source: Lost in a Quatrain
“If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.”
“If I could be good at any sport, it'd be javelin. I know a few people I would love to throw a spear at.”
“If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am.”
“If I could be in any band, I think it would have to be The Beatles. That would have been a lot of fun.”
“If I could be lucky enough to just have radio as the base for the rest of my life, I could build off that. No matter how successful I become, I always look at radio as the only skill set I can really call on. I even know how to operate the boards.”
“If I could be really competent, that goes such a long way toward things, because the majority of things are not competent. If I can be competent, and have moments of originality, that's all I would ask for.”
“If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.”
“If I could be reincarnated as a fashion accessory, it would be a shopping bag.”
“If I could be said to have any kind of aesthetic, it's sort of a magpie aesthetic - I just go and pick up whatever is around. If you think about it, the children were there, so I took pictures of my children. It's not that I'm interested in children that much or photographing them - it's just that they were there.”
“If I could be somebody, it'd definitely be Brad Pitt. I love the way he looks.”
“If I could be the "condom queen" and get every young person who engaged in sex to use a condom in the United States, I would weara crown on my head with a condom on it! I would!”
“If i could be the best on one thing,
I wish that would be
"RELATIONSHIP"
with God,
with my Family,
with my Love ones,
with all my Friends,
and with All living things.
In which, most of us fails.”
“If I could be
the mother of Wind
I would blow all fear
away from you.
If I could be
the mother of Water
I would wash out the path
that frightens you.
If I were the mother
of Trees
I would plant
my tallest children
around your feet
that you might
climb
beyond all danger.
But alas,
I am only
a mother of humans
whose magic powers
have vanished
since we allow
our littlest ones
to face injustice
suffering
& the unholiest
of terrors
alone.”
Source: Taking the Arrow Out of the Heart
“If I could be useful to another human being, even for a day, that would be a great thing. It would be greater than all the big thoughts I could have at the university.”
“If I could be who you wanted, all the time”
“If I could be working every day, I would be.”
“If I could become a magical girl at twenty-nine, then surely it was never too late to become a watchmaker.”
Source: A Magical Girl Retires
“If I could believe that God was not angry with me, I would stand on my head for joy.”
“If I could believe that this was said sincerely, I could put up with anything.”
“If I could believe the Quakers banned music because church music is so damn bad, I should view them with approval.”
“If I could blame it on all the mothers and fathers of the world, they of the lessons, the pellets of power, they of the love surrounding you like batter ... Blame it on God perhaps? He of the first opening that pushed us all into our first mistakes? No, I'll blame it on Man For Man is God and man is eating the earth up like a candy bar and not one of them can be left alone with the ocean for it is known he will gulp it all down. The stars (possibly) are safe. At least for the moment. The stars are pears that no one can reach, even for a wedding. Perhaps for a death.”
Source: The Awful Rowing Toward God
“If I could bottle that smile, I would. The world deserves to see it. Find a way to use it to power a nation, release it into the world to help the victims of the Rwandan genocide a few years back. His smile could solve so many problems.”
Source: A Place for Wolves
“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.”
Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
“If I could build a grand palace with a thousand, ten-thousand rooms
A safe-house standing on a hill so strong that violent storms can’t destroy
If I could shelter all the impoverished poets and scholars under heaven
Offer them a gathering place of peace and joy—
If I could hold this spectacular vision in my eyes
Then I would gladly freeze to death in my lonely broken home”
“If I could bust out and eat anything... if I ever stop fighting, I could put on some serious weight with sweets.”
“If I could but know his heart, everything would become easy.”
Source: The Complete Novels: (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)
“If I could catch a Star and hold it in my hand. I would illuminate those whose life is not so grand.”
“If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'”
“If I could change a single thing about my life,' she said gently, 'I would not have been so unhappy when I was young.”
“If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.”
“If I could change anything about you, it would be a mistake.”
“If I could change my appearance, I would have the gap between my front teeth put back in.”
“If I could change on thing about myself, I would: Have better knees. Mine are shot because of injuries. You're only as good as your legs, whether you're an athlete or an actor.”
“If I could change one thing about myself... I would try to control my generosity.”
“If I could change one thing about our schools it would be to transform all schools into communities of care and project based experiential learning through play where the focus is less on results and more on the process. Instead of zero tolerance policies we would have tolerance policies where it is okay to make mistakes. Schools would be centered on taking care of ourselves, each other and our environment driven by care not data. I believe all children have the right to love and freedom to explore not restrained.”