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“My kids are so dramatically different, but it's not like I would trade one in or like there's one I would pick over the other ones. I know that sounds like I'm bullshitting. I also have five of them so I barely know them.”

Different Kids Trade

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“My kids are so much better parent than I was.”

Kids Parent Parenthood

Author:Dick Van Dyke

“My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a straight job like everyone else?" they asked me the other day. I told them this story: In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, "Look at me...I'm tall, and I'm straight, and I'm handsome. Look at you...you're all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you." And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, "Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest." So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day.”

Humor Music Musician Individuality Non Conformity

Author:Tom Waits

“My kids are supposed to live till they are one hundred. You don't have to have a perfect house or a perfect relationship with your child or a perfect child, and you yourself do not have to be perfect.”

Children Kids House Perfect Hundred Our Children Your Children Perfect Relationship Perfect Child

Author:Anne Enright

“My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.”

Humans Two Kids Human Beings Being There

Author:Kevin Hart

“My kids are the future of the Mayweather family and of the Mayweather brand. I feel our family is stronger if we stay together.”

Ifs Feels Kids Together Stronger Brands Our Family Mayweather

Author:Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

“My kids are the most important people in the world to me.”

People World Important Kids

Author:Dwight Henry

“My kids are the most inspiring thing that pushes me. It used to be because they were born, and I had to take care of them. Now it's because my son raps, and he's better than me. So now I gotta keep up with him, you know what I'm saying?”

Knows Care Kids Used Born Son Rap Take Care Used To Be My Son Most Inspiring

Author:Talib Kweli

“My kids are too old to remember this now but, when they were much younger, I swore to them if this miracle ever happened, I would receive it in the spirit of Tigger from Winnie the Pooh, and thats what that was.”

Ifs Kids Remember Spirit Happened Miracle Tigger

Author:Danny Boyle

“My kids are very young. I'm sure there's a world of horror for me to worry about as they get older.”

World Kids Young Worry Horror

Author:Charlie Brooker

“My kids are young and my life with them is really stimulating and really full and significant.”

Kids Young Significant

Author:Jodie Foster

“My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.'”

Kids Turns Deals Watches Mom Bed Ducks

Author:Lea Thompson

“My kids don't drink and don't smoke. For me, that's a great blessing.”

Kids Drink Blessing Smoke

Author:Ann Romney

“My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.”

Kids Debt Fund Trust Funds

Author:Adam Sandler

“My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. Oh my God, they're $4 million in the hole.”

Kids Millions Debt Holes Fund Trust Funds

Author:Chris Rock

“My kids don't really like when I sing for some reason...but they like when I play guitar. So I started writing songs just playing guitar for them.”

Writing Reason Play Kids Song Guitar Writing Songs Playing Guitar

Author:David Pajo

“My kids don't watch any TV, but they watch videos and films. I'm sure they watch it at friends' houses.”

Kids Film House Watches Tvs Video

Author:Cate Blanchett

“My kids don't watch my movies. What I want to do is go home and hug my kids, talk to them and engage with them.”

Want Home Kids Watches Hug

Author:Kevin Bacon

“My kids enjoy the Disney program, Lizzy McGuire.”

Kids Enjoy Program Lizzy

Author:Sela Ward

“My kids get everything they want and are raised well.”

Want Wells Kids Raised

Author:Suge Knight

“My kids get very upset with me when I leave to do film work, but they have a lot of patience with me when I leave to do environmental work.”

Kids Film Environmental Upset

Author:Mark Ruffalo

“My kids give me the balance to live right.”

Giving Kids Family Balance Give Me

Author:Celine Dion

“My kids going to school and teachers denying my kids the grades that they should have once they found out that I was their father.”

Should Kids School Found Father Teacher Should Have Grades Schools And Teachers

Author:John Carlos

“My kids have become wonderful dancers themselves and enjoy teaching just as much as I do.”

Kids Enjoy Wonderful Teaching Dancer

Author:Bobby Burgess

“My kids have got to work themselves around my life, not the other way. That's how kids become brats, if you're there staring at them all the time going, 'Are you alright?'”

Ifs Way Kids Staring Alright Brat

Author:Noel Gallagher

“My kids have grown up knowing nothing other than me being gone all the time and playing in golf tournaments. That's what they know.”

Knows Kids Gone Knowing Golf Tournaments Knowing Nothing Golf Tournaments

Author:Stewart Cink

“My kids have lived experiences that could have never been duplicated otherwise. That's one thing about people who get involved in activism, you live so many experiences that otherwise they wouldn't be there. This is why peoples' lives are so enriched.”

People Kids One Thing Involved Activism Get Involved

Author:Dolores Huerta

“My kids have never known me not working on The Bachelor. But they've lived in Paris and Italy and been to Hawaii and Bora-Bora with me, and it's incredible to me that they've had these experiences.”

Kids Known Incredibles Paris Hawaii Bachelors Bora Bora

Author:Chris Harrison

“My kids have never seen me scream at anybody. They've never seen an argument. There's never been even a cold silence. And those are things that I grew up with because my parents did end up divorcing.”

Ends Kids Parent Silence Grew Cold Grew Up Argument Scream

Author:Edie Falco

“My kids have so much, and it's the only way I can teach them that there is a responsibility to their life that comes with being lucky. You give some of yourself to others.”

Giving Sharing Compassion Wisdom

Author:Denzel Washington

“My kids have to maintain good grades. They have to be involved in activities. They have to report to me how thing are going. I watch for any activity that would steer them wrong - drinking, drugs, etc. So their skin in the game is knowing the money won't be there if they don't do their part.”

Ifs Kids Games Watches Knowing Involved Drug Activity Skins Drinking Reports Grades Etc Steers Good Grades

Author:Michelle Singletary

“My kids haven't watched one episode of 'Growing Pains'. I'll tell you why. When our kids were little, we never wanted Mommy or Daddy to be the celebrity mom or dad to our kids.”

Littles Kids Wanted Pain Growing Havens Mom Dad Episodes Daddy Growing Pains

Author:Kirk Cameron

“My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.”

Eye Kids Behinds Doors Idiot Indignity

Author:Berkeley Breathed

“My kids idea of a hard life is to live in a house with only one phone.”

Life Ideas Hard Kids Life Is House Phones Teenage Life Is Hard Hard Life

Author:George Foreman

“My kids inspire me to be the person I am today - without them I wouldn't be who I am today.”

Persons Kids Today Inspire Who I Am

Author:Sadie Frost

“My kids just brought home a beautiful pumpkin, but you know what? I'm going to return it because it's a Democratic pumpkin. It has the orange color of John Kerry's tan, and the roundness of Teddy Kennedy.”

Knows Home Kids Beautiful Politics Color Return Democratic Orange John Kerry Teddy Pumpkin

Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger

“My kids learned to color on this table. There's been a lot that's went around this table. Waylon Jennings sat right there in that chair and showed Miley the chords to 'Good Hearted Woman.' Sitting in that chair. This table's a bit like life. It's a circle. And I believe everything in life is a circle. You come into this world a little teeny wrinkled-up fetus”

World Believe Littles Kids Life Is I Believe Bits This World Color Sitting Tables Circles Sat Chairs Chords Hearted Fetus Good Hearted Miley

Author:Billy Ray Cyrus

“My kids listen to everything because I listen to everything, so it's not far-fetched to hear them playing Metallica and then playing A Tribe Called Quest or N.W.A.”

Kids Quests Tribes Metallica Tribe Called Quest

Author:Big Boi

“My kids look actually happy. And I learned early on that perfectionism and parenthood is a toxic combination for everybody involved. In other words, so many things can flourish naturally. All you gotta do is make sure the soil's right. I view myself more like a guide than a ruler.”

Looks Kids Views Involved Guides Combination Soil Parenthood Toxic Rulers Perfectionism

Author:Dave Chappelle

“My kids love anime, but I don't show them the really graphic stuff”

Shows Kids Stuff Animation Graphic Anime Kids Love

Author:Brad Bird

“My kids love Ibiza and we feel committed to it because we keep coming back to the same area. People recognise us in shops now and we have a social life here. We cook at home and have friends around.”

People Feels Home Kids Social Areas Committed Cooks Shops Coming Back Recognise Social Life Kids Love Ibiza

Author:Neneh Cherry

“My kids love it. I thought I was the coolest dad in the world when I got to be in a Bond film, but 'Harry Potter', too? Well, I think I qualify for a medal for exceptional parenting or something, don't you?”

Thinking World Wells Kids Film Dad Parenting Harry Potter Exceptional Medal Potters Kids Love

Author:Robbie Coltraine

“My kids love vinyl, I had to teach them how to put the needle on the records. Now they're worried about scratching the records, but it's incredible!”

Kids Teach Records Incredibles Worried Needles Vinyl Kids Love

Author:Simon Le Bon

“My kids make me laugh every day. And they're so supportive. As I get older, they understand those things I worried about - the guilt of being gone - in a way that's so healing for me, when they say, "Mom, we know you love what you do. We love to watch you do what you do."”

Knows Way Kids Healing Watches Laughing Gone Mom Guilt Worried Supportive Make Me Laugh

Author:Reese Witherspoon

“My kids motivate me to keep moving forward. My kids are my everything.”

Kids Moving Moving Forward Keep Moving Keep Moving Forward

Author:Dwyane Wade

“My kids never had the advantages I had. I was born poor.”

Kids Born Poor Advantage

Author:Kirk Douglas

“my kids never saw me drink any alcohol. I have zero kids and Im pretty good at hiding my booze too.”

Parenting Looking Good Alcoholism

Author:Dmitry Dyatlov

“My kids only come around once in my lifetime, and they (hopefully) won't be with me forever. I chose to have them, and I choose, freely, to make them and my family a priority in my life. This stage of life won't last forever. While it does, I've climbed on for the ride.”

Doe Kids Lasts Forever Stage My Family Lifetime Priorities Hopefully Stages Of Life

Author:David Albert

“My kids probably started drinking coffee in their late teens.”

Kids Late Drinking Coffee Teens Drinking Coffee

Author:Howard Schultz

“My kids really are my center. They create a beautiful chaos. It's always a nice chaos with them.”

Kids Beautiful Nice Chaos Beautiful Chaos

Author:Sinead O'Connor

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