“You are told from the moment you enter school that time is constant. It never changes. It is one of those set things in life that you can always rely on... much like death and taxes. There will always be sixty seconds in a minute. There will always be sixty minutes in an hour. And there will always be twenty-four hours in a day. Time was not fluctuating. It moved on at the same, constant pace at every moment in your life. And that was the biggest load of crap that I'd ever been taught in school.” MomentsSchoolHoursFourMinutesTaughtTaxesTwentiesMovedConstantRelySecondsPaceLoadThings In LifeSixtyCrapNever ChangeMoved OnSixty Minutes Book:Effortless Source: Effortless
“Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!” LooksBigsMankindRocksCompetitionWweCrapMonkeysWwf Author:Dwayne Johnson
“How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?” IdeasSchoolGet UpCrap Author:Louise Rennison
“Females in our generation morals are just out the window. Materialistic things aren't life. I'd rather walk in the rain with a man who treats me like a queen than to ride in a Benz with a man who treats me like crap.” MenWalksMoralGenerationsRainFemaleWindowTreatsQueensCrapMaterialisticOur GenerationBenzMaterialistic Things Author:Jhene Aiko
“The It Bag is a totally marketed bullshit crap. You make a bag, you put all the components in it that you think could work, you send it out to a couple of celebrities, you get the paparazzi to shoot just when they walk out of their house. You sell that to the cheap tabloids, and you say in a magazine that there's a waiting list. And you run an ad campaign at the same time. I don't believe that's how you make something that's lasting - that becomes iconic as a design.” ThinkingBelieveRunningHouseWaitingDesignCoupleBullshitCrapIconicPaparazzi Author:Tomas Maier
“If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.” IfsI CanWalksWonderBeatsRingsWweTwinsCrap Author:Triple H
“The young look up to me as their feeder, said Alex. Well, they can go look for another trough. I'm through with this hogwash.Are liberal ideas hogwash?All ideas are hogwash, Jack.Don't you believe in anything anymore?Sure. I believe in God the Father of Nonsense, creator of Crap and Nonsense, is now and ever shall be Crap without end. Oh, oh, Jack, how we break our hearts trying to make sense of a world that's pure and utter crap. But if you ever come to where I am now, you'll be surprised and delighted to find out how little anything matters.You've begun to sound Christian, said Pocholo.” IfsWorldTryingBelieveWellsLooksHeartLittlesSaidIdeasEndsMatterChristianYoungFatherI BelieveSoundBreakPureCreatorI Believe InMake SenseLook UpNonsenseBelieve In GodCrapDelightedAlexI Believe In GodTroughHogwash Author:Nick Joaquín
“I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.” IfsWaySaidShowsBandCrapFormat Author:Craig Ferguson
“President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the Pledge of Allegiance, read my lips-can you imagine such crap in this day and age?” AgePresidentImagineLipsBunchThis DayCrapPledgeAllegianceMoronPledge Of Allegiance Author:John Updike
“I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.” WorldCreationThis WorldProductsWasteSingingDancingToxicCrapGod's CreationToxic Waste Book:Fight Club Source: Fight Club
“I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.” ComputerStoresShopsCrapObsolete Author:Jeff Cesario
“That to me is a bunch of crap trying to shoot guys up into damned space. What they're going to do is they're going to wipe out half a dozen people one of these days, and that will be the end of it.” PeopleTryingEndsGuySpaceHalfBunchThese DaysDozenCrapWipe Author:Chuck Yeager
“I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.” StillsTwoFunnyNightHouseLostRoomsFourDrinkHumorousTablesGamblingCrapAll NightCheaperCigar Author:Jack Benny
“You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map.” LostFriendshipMapsTeensCrapJeansMamaBeansRoad Maps Author:John Lennon
“Keep writing. Try to do a little bit every day, even if the result looks like crap. Getting from page four to page five is more important than spending three weeks getting page four perfect.” IfsWritingTryingLooksLittlesImportantThreeBitsPerfectResultsFiveFourWeekLittle BitPagesSpendingCrap Author:Alan Dean Foster
“When you think you're good, you will play at that level. If you doubt yourself, you will play like crap.” IfsThinkingPlayLevelsDoubtCrap Author:Kurt Russell
“The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.” ChoicesNew YorkOughtListsBunchEditorsCrapNew York Times Author:Howard Stern
“If you have an ongoing relationship with a person, think of everything positive about that person that you possibly can and enter your interaction from that space. Ignore all the crap that used to drive you up the wall before. You will be amazed at what a change this attitude shift brings about.” IfsThinkingPersonsUsedSpaceAttitudeWallInteractionCrapAmazedOngoing Author:Srikumar Rao
“I try to give the appearance that I have it all together and that I know what I'm talking about, but at the end of the day, I think I might be full of crap.” ThinkingKnowsGivingTryingEndsMightTogetherTalkingAppearanceThe End Of The DayCrap Author:Laura Benanti
“There may be a new album, and there may not. Right now, we're encouraging bootlegging because there have been some great live things that ended up on the Internet. Rather than try to stop it, we like it. If nobody gave a crap about you, they wouldn't bother to bootleg you.” IfsTryingMayHas BeensInternetRight NowAlbumsBotherCrapBootlegging Author:Burton Cummings
“I've never worked for the sake of working. There's probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it.” EnoughAddSakeCrap Author:Judy Davis
“Everything that works in sales has been done already. Just keep track of the crap that you buy, or the awesome stuff that you buy, and decide what was the trigger, and then just sell to people like you. It's really that easy - and that's what I do.” PeopleHas BeensDoneEasyStuffLike YouSellsTrackCrapTriggers Author:Tim Ferriss
“Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?” ThinkingLongNightHellCheeseCrapAll NightMarieCadillacs Author:Denis Leary
“Go down to the corner store and beat the Jap up, clean all the crap up.” BeatsRacismCleanCornersStoresCrap Author:Ice Cube
“We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.” KnowsGivingArtMediaKingsEntertainmentDirtyCrapLaundryDirty Laundry Author:Don Henley
“Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.” IfsWritingDifferentFilmNightStuffCan DoNovelTomorrowLateFasterCrapLate Night Author:Craig Ferguson
“I've tried writing. Two days later I'd go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?” WritingTwoJesusChristJesus ChristCrapTwo Days Author:Dennis Farina
“What's fascinating about D.C., the exteriors are these elaborate structures, this gorgeous architecture and beautiful stonework, and then you go inside and it's crap-looking - apart from the White House, which is beautiful.” BeautifulHouseWhiteStructureArchitectureFascinatingWhite HouseCrapGorgeousExterior Author:Tony Hale
“You know, I was crap. But I had the commitment, and I had the understanding, that the basis of football is skill on the ball, and if you spend the time with it, you're gonna reap the rewards.” IfsKnowsUnderstandingFootballSkillsCommitmentBallsBasesRewardsCrapReap Author:Craig Johnston