“Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.” HumorFunnyLife IsPerspectiveDiseaseSexuallyTerminalTerminal Disease Author:Lewis Grizzard
“Life - and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison - is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.” FirstsLiteratureDiseaseComparisonSexually Author:Neil Gaiman
“Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.” DiseaseSexuallySyphilisTop GearCool CarsSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Sexually-transmitted diseases is caused by sexual activity and promiscuity it spreads diseases. That's been known, you know, about 400 or 500 years, that somehow these diseases are spread. If fault comes with people because of their personal behavior but it isn't to be placed on a burden on other people, innocent people, why should they have to pay for the consequences?” PeopleIfsKnowsShouldYearsPayKnownActivityDiseaseBehaviorConsequenceFaultsBurdenSpreadInnocentSexuallyPromiscuitySexually Transmitted DiseasesPersonal Behavior Author:Ron Paul
“When it comes to acid rain or oil spills or depleted fisheries or tainted groundwater or fluorocarbon propellants or radiation leaks or sexually transmitted diseases, national frontiers are simple irrelevant. Toxins don't stop for customs inspections and microbes don't carry passports. North America became a water and free-trade zone long before NAFTA loosened up the market in goods.” LongAmericaWaterSimpleDiseaseRainTradeEnvironmentalOilZoneGoodsCustomsRadiationPollutionIrrelevantFrontiersAcidSexuallySpillsNorth AmericaPassportsFree TradeLeaksTaintedInspectionToxinsMicrobesOil SpillNaftaFisheriesAcid RainSexually Transmitted DiseasesGroundwaterTrade Zone Author:Benjamin Barber
“I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."” WantShowsHumorRealityFunnyDiseaseSexuallyReality ShowsMolesSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Zach Galifianakis
“The same comparison holds true within the United States itself: Southern and Midwestern states, characterized by the highest levels of religious literalism, are especially plagued by [high rates of homicide, abortion, teen pregnancy, sexually transmitted disease, and infant mortality], while the comparatively secular states of the Northeast conform to European standards.” StatesReligionReligiousLevelsUnitedUnited StatesDiseaseHighestStandardsRateAbortionComparisonMortalityPregnancySouthernSecularConformInfantSexuallyHomicideTeen PregnancyInfant MortalitySexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Sam Harris
“At 16, I got a part-time job selling double-glazing door to door. That was soul destroying but the worst part-time job I did was at university working on reception in a sexually transmitted disease clinic. Because no one else wanted to do it, they paid £8 an hour.” SoulWantedJobsHoursDoorsWorstDiseasePaidUniversitySellingDestroyingSexuallyReceptionClinicPart TimePart Time JobsSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Kate Thornton
“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.” LifeSuccessLife IsDiseasePercentHundredRateMortalitySexuallyDiseasedLife Is FragileSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:R. D. Laing
“Life is a sexually transmitted disease.” LifeFunnyLife IsDiseaseSexuallyFunny LifeSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:R. D. Laing
“Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.” Life IsDiseaseSexuallyTerminalTerminal Disease Author:John Cleese
“Dream big and surround yourself with brilliance, even if you end up dressed up like a flower or a sexually transmitted disease.” IfsEndsDreamBigsFlowerFameDiseaseSurroundBrillianceSexuallySurround YourselfDressed UpSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Peter Gabriel
“Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised.” PoliticianDiseaseSexualityPregnancyHomosexualitySexuallyDeliveryAbstinenceStdsSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Rachel Maddow
“If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.” IfsMenWayYearsEndsMightWould BeSufferingFightingRiskConditionsSubjectsStageDrinkDiseaseTrainAbortionPregnancySpellsCigaretteBellyEmergenciesControversialSexuallyAspirinFaintingSexually Transmitted DiseasesCirrhosis Author:Barbara Ehrenreich
“This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”” PeopleDiseaseSexuallyCarrierSyphilisTop GearCool CarsSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Jeremy Clarkson