“That's my takeaway from 'Scream' - I know I can fit in dog doors. You have to jimmy your body in a certain position and really hope you're not wearing something super fancy.” KnowsI CanBodyCertainDoorsDogPositionFitYour BodyFancyScreamJimmyTakeaways Author:Rose McGowan
“Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.” ChildrenLittlesKidsFunnyBornDoorsDogBabyCatWetBabies Being Born Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“I don't really go to clubs anymore. I’m actually quite settled. Living in Highgate with my dog and my husband and my daughter! I’m not a hell-raiser. But don’t burst the bubble. Behind closed doors, for sure I’m a hell-raiser.” BehindsHellDoorsDogHusbandDaughterClubsMy DaughterMy HusbandBubblesMy DogClosed DoorsBehind Closed Doors Author:Kate Moss
“It seems to me obvious that infants and many animals that do not in any ordinary sense have a language or perform speech acts nonetheless have Intentional states. Only someone in the grip of a philosophical theory would deny that small babies can literally be said to want milk and that dogs want to be let out or believe that their master is at the door.” WantBelieveSaidStatesSeemsLanguageAnimalDoorsDogMastersTheoryBabySpeechOrdinaryPhilosophicalObviousDenyMilkInfant Author:John Searle
“Since every school in India teaches English, why can't it be our link language? Why do Tamils have to study English for communication with the world and Hindi for communications within India? Do we need a big door for the big dog and a small door for the small dog? I say, let the small dog use the big door too!” WorldNeedsUseBigsSchoolLanguageTeachStudyDoorsDogCommunicationIndiaLinksHindiSmall Dogs Author:C. N. Annadurai
“A silence, the brief Sabbath of an hour, Reigns o'er the fields; the laborer sits within His dwelling; he has left his steers awhile, Unyoked, to bite the herbage, and his dog Sleeps stretched beside the door-stone in the shade. Now the gray marmot, with uplifted paws, No more sits listening by his den, but steals Abroad, in safety, to the clover-field, And crops its juicy-blossoms.” LeftHoursSleepSilenceDoorsDogFieldsListeningStonesSafetyStealingGrayShadeBitesReignCropsDwellingSteersSabbathLaborersPawsDensJuicyClovers Author:William C. Bryant
“A friend told me the longer you keep Romano cheese, the better it gets. So, I kept it three years. And this thing turned mean. Now and then I'd open the refrigerator door and throw it some food. I'd have to walk it now and then. And then it grew this one leg. And it's got this ugly fuzz all over it. And the dogs won't run with it.” YearsMeanRunningThreeWalksDoorsDogGrewUglyLegsOver ItThree YearsNow And ThenCheeseRefrigerators Author:Phyllis Diller
“When one is a child, the disposition of objects, tables and chairs and doors, seems part of the natural order: a house-move lets in chaos - as it does for a dog.” ChildrenDoeSeemsMovingOrderHouseNaturalDoorsDogObjectsTablesChaosChairsDispositionNatural OrderTables And Chairs Book:Bowen's Court Source: Bowen's Court
“From a magical point of view, the term 'nonviolence' doesn't work well. Every beginning Witch learns that you can't cast a spell for what you don't want - that the deep aspects of our minds are unclear on the concept of 'no.' If you tell your dog, 'Rover, I can't take you for a walk,' Rover hears 'Walk!' and runs for the door. If we say 'nonviolence,' we are still thinking in terms of violence.” IfsThinkingWantMindWellsStillsI CanRunningTermWalksViewsViolenceDoorsDogConceptsAspectCastsPoint Of ViewWitchSpellsNonviolenceUnclear Author:Starhawk
“A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.” FamilyGrowingDoorsDogHealthyNosesWetRefrigerators Author:Lori Borgman
“A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"” HumorFunnyDoorsTreeDogGreenPlantBonesBuriedYardsPawsPlant A Tree Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The devil is like a rabid dog tied to a chain; beyond the length of the chain he cannot seize anyone. And you: keep at a distance. If you approach too near, you let yourself be caught. Remember that the devil has only one door by which to enter the soul: the will.” IfsSoulRememberDoorsDogApproachDevilDistanceCaughtChainsLengthTied Author:Pio of Pietrelcina
“You don't lose your temper and throw the cat out the door. You don't lose your temper and throw a dish at the dog and make him thing he's going to die.” DiesLosesDoorsDogCatTemperDishes Author:Ernest Angley
“A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog. Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door; the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, He's back. It's that guy, that same guy. He can't believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. Another can of food? I don't believe it.” ThinkingKnowsBelieveLooksIdeasHomeJoyGuyWalksDoorsDogStupidDon't BelieveAccomplishNo IdeaIdiotComing HomeThat GuyThink Of You Author:Jerry Seinfeld
“My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.” DoorsDogBedroomMy Dog Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.” ParentDoorsDogBirthOne DayAdoptedBirth Parents Author:Dana Gould
“"Compromise" means giving up more than the other side is big enough to take; if and when they have the muscle, they'll be back for more, regardless of what has been given up in an attempt to appear reasonable. You can't make a cur dog stay away from your back door by throwing an occasional bone at him.” IfsGivingMeanHas BeensEnoughBigsGivenSidesDoorsDogGiving UpBonesCompromiseMusclesReasonableThrowingOccasionalGiven UpIfs AndBack Doors Author:Neal Knox
“My next door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.” TwoJobsNextDoorsDogReadyCurrentsNeighborAdministrationShovelsTwo DogsNext Door Neighbors Author:Gary Johnson
“Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the leadership role.” ShowsHouseWalksRolesDoorsDogLeavingLeadership Roles Author:Cesar Millan
“As soon as I walk through the door and see my family and the dogs, I feel relaxed.” FeelsWalksDoorsDogMy FamilyRelaxed Author:Andy Murray
“Rituals are important. I get up. I take the dogs on a walk around to the front and then I pick up the papers. Then I walk around to the front door, then me and the two dogs come in the house and I give them treats. I make coffee. It's the regularity of these kinds of rituals that I find deeply satisfying.” GivingKindTwoImportantHouseWalksDoorsDogFrontsPaperPicksTreatsCoffeeGet UpRitualSatisfyingPapersFront DoorsRegularityTwo Dogs Author:Jane Fonda
“When you've got little kids, and you're tucking them in. When you open a door and they're in their pajamas and they're, you know, wrestling with you and asking you, you know, to read to them and stuff, [The white House] starts feeling like home pretty quick. Not to mention having a mother-in-law upstairs, and the dog, and now two.” KnowsLittlesTwoFeelingsHomeKidsLawMotherHouseStuffWhiteDoorsDogAskingWhite HouseWrestlingLittle KidIn-lawsUpstairsPajamasMother In Law Author:Barack Obama