“Being a parent is a life sentence. You see, that's why normal people should not have children because if you raise a kid with only love and support, I guarantee that kid will be in rehab by the time he is 16. Why? Because you never introduced him to Mr. Back-of-Your-Hand. You know why I only broke into a liquor store once? 'Cause my father introduced me to Mr. Back-of-His-Hand and its wiley sidekick, Mr. Foot-in-My-Ass.” PeopleIfsKnowsShouldChildrenHandsKidsFatherParentSidesSupportFeetNormalRaisesSentencesStoresAssBrokeKicksGuaranteesLiquorOnly LoveSixteenRehabBeing A ParentGuarantees ThatLiquor Stores Author:Christopher Titus
“I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't do anything on the whole hour - nothing - just fast forwarding: can't do that, can't do that - I know I can't do that. This woman in a soothing voice: 'Simply take the bottom of your right foot and place it on the small of your back.” KnowsI CanWholeEasyVoiceHoursFeetYogaBottomVideoTapeSoothingBeginners Author:Brian Regan
“I remember getting into the plane, and I was kind of fearful. I didn't know why. I just felt like something was going to happen, and we landed and I thought that was interesting because I was just thinking we were going to crash. I just remember my feet touching the ground, and that's all I remember.” ThinkingKnowsKindHappensRememberFeltInterestingFeetPlanesTouchingFearfulCrashLike Something Author:Lauren Scruggs
“You know, we'll hardly get our feet out of time [and] into eternity that we'll bow our heads in shame and humiliation. We'll gaze on eternity and say, 'My God! Look at all the riches there were in Jesus Christ, and I've come to the Judgment Seat almost a pauper!” KnowsLooksJesusChristFeetJudgmentJesus ChristEternityShameRichesSeatsBowsHumiliation Author:Aiden Wilson Tozer
“You know where the people who killed people in San Bernardino came from. You know where people who did 9/11 came from. You know where the people who did Paris came from, where they transited, where they went. None of them even set foot in Iran. So why are you punishing people who are visiting Iran for that? . . . We're not going to radicalize them. We never have. Your allies have radicalized people who visited.” PeopleKnowsFeetParisIranAlliesVisiting Author:Mohammad Javad Zarif
“All men shall be my slaves! All women shall succumb to my charms! All mankind shall grovel at my feet and not know why!” KnowsMenFeetMankindSlaveCharm Author:L. Ron Hubbard
“Elvis Presley's talent brightened millions of lives. He widened the horizons of my world certainly. The first record I ever owned was a 78 rpm of "Hound Dog" backed by "Don't Be Cruel" and when I listened to those tunes I felt about ten feet tall and I grinned so hard that I felt like the corners of my mouth would meet in the back and the tip of my head would simply topple off. All I know about Rock and Roll is that it makes people feel good. Elvis Presley more than made me feel good, he enriched my life and made it better.” PeopleKnowsWorldFeelsFirstsMadeHardFeltMillionsRecordsFeetRocksTalentDogTenMouthsCornersFeel GoodMade ItTunesTallHorizonRock And RollHoundsHound Dogs Author:Stephen King
“If everybody walks into the room wearing crutches you don't know who can stand on their own two feet.” IfsKnowsTwoWalksRoomsFeetCrutches Author:Joel Salatin
“I know how easy it is to put your foot in your mouth.” KnowsEasyKnow HowFeetMouths Author:Kevin Hart
“I used to sort of take the phone off the hook, you know, put my feet up and watch the TV until it was all over.” KnowsUsedWatchesFeetTvsPhonesHook Author:Nick Lowe
“Well there's only one way to prepare for playing beach volleyball, and that's by getting in the sand. But offseason is really important because generally I'm staying off the sand and getting my feet under me, and it's really important for my body to know what it feels like to have sound footing under me.” KnowsWayFeelsWellsImportantBodySoundFeetOne WayBeachSandStayingVolleyballOffseasonBeach Volleyball Author:Kerri Walsh
“I know a lot of people in Washington would say, well, you know, indigent people can't manage their health savings account. They're too stupid. But they're not too stupid. Somebody has a diabetic foot ulcer, they learn very quickly not to go the emergency room where it costs five times more to take care of it. They go to the clinic.” PeopleKnowsWellsCareRoomsFiveFeetStupidCostAccountsTake CareManageSavingEmergenciesSavingsClinicEmergency RoomUlcersSavings Accounts Author:Benjamin Carson
“One of the big things that we wanted to do was trying to kick out a car window as you're driving after it's been shattered obstructing your view. I mean, that's - I can't count how many movies I've seen that in, and we just thought, you know, like, it could be funny if it just kind of goes wrong and this foot just kind of punctures through the window and gets stuck.” IfsKnowsTryingKindMeanI CanBigsWantedViewsFeetCarWindowDrivingStuckKicksBig ThingsShatteredPuncture Author:Seth Rogen
“By the time I was doing "Kill Bill," it was so much filled with prose that, you know, I start seeing why people write a screenplay and make it more like a blueprint, because basically I had written - in "Kill Bill," I had basically written a novel, and basically every day I was adapting my novel to the screen on the fly, you know, on my feet.” PeopleKnowsWritingNovelWrittenSeeingFeetBillsFilledScreensProseScreenplaysBlueprintsAdaptingKill Bill Author:Quentin Tarantino
“I don't kid myself in thinking that I'm on the front lines. I know the people who are on the front lines. I mean there are people in some freakin' significant places making on-the-ground social front line change. I've marched. I've put feet on the ground for what I believe and what I'm against with no compromise. And there are people who are risking a whole hell of a lot more than me to make change, that's for damn sure.” PeopleThinkingKnowsBelieveMeanWholeKidsI BelieveSocialLinesHellFeetFrontsSignificantCompromiseDamnFeet On The GroundNo Compromise Author:Ben Harper
“My first experience of having a baby was about as natural as birth can be, and though I didn't know it at the time, it set my feet on a path that eventually led me to become a childbirth author and a midwife.” KnowsFirstsNaturalPathFeetBabyBirthChildbirthHaving A BabyMidwife Author:Robin Lim
“Some people who make it to where we are, life changes for them, they're treated differently, they're recognized. They're 6-foot-6, 280 pounds and people automatically know what they do for a living.” PeopleKnowsFeetTreatedLife ChangingPounds Author:Andrew Hawkins
“I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.” KnowsWantWritingTwoGuyViewsKnow HowFocusFeetSixJokesAbsolutesPoint Of ViewTwo Guys Author:Brad Williams
“When I can go just where I want to go, There is a copse of birch trees that I know; And, as in Eden Adam walked with God, When in that quiet aisle my feet have trod I have found peace among the silver trees, Known comfort in the cool kiss of the breeze Heard music in its whisper, and have known Most certainly that I was not alone!” KnowsWantI CanFoundKnownHeardTreeFeetComfortQuietKissingSilverAdamBreezeNot AloneEdenAisleBirch Trees Author:Andrew Greeley
“I have big feet. Do you know how embarrassing it is when you ask for a shoe and they look at you like, "No, we don't make these heels for Bigfoot, sorry."” KnowsLooksBigsAsksKnow HowFeetSorryShoesDo You KnowHeelsEmbarrassingBigfoot Author:Margot Robbie
“When you know a place, your feet have walked it so many times there's a comfort to it.” KnowsFeetComfort Author:Kate Tempest
“Who knows how dead Lazarus was? Was Lazarus decomposing in a six-foot grave when Jesus resurrected him? No, he wasn't.” KnowsJesusKnow HowFeetSixGravesLazarus Author:Neil deGrasse Tyson
“A lucky person gets up in the morning, puts both feet on the floor, knows what they're about to do and thinks it still matters.” ThinkingKnowsPersonsStillsMatterMorningFeetLuckyGet UpLucky Person Author:Joe Biden
“The Aloha spirit is something that is very special and very meaningful to us and our Polynesian culture. Those of you who have had the opportunity to visit Hawaii, or any of the Polynesian islands, know that it's a very special thing. It's an intangible, and when you get off the plane and have your feet on the ground there, it energetically takes you to a different place.” KnowsDifferentSpiritCultureOpportunityFeetSpecialMeaningfulPlanesIslandsHawaiiDifferent PlaceIntangibleVery MeanFeet On The GroundSpecial ThingsAlohaVery MeaningfulPolynesians Author:Dwayne Johnson
“The number one thing that has to be done, [black men] has to be retaught, be given - he has to be reeducated and made to know that he's a man, like anyone else, and then he can stand on his own two feet, like others have done.” KnowsMenMadeTwoDoneGivenBlackNumbersOne ThingFeet Author:Malcolm X
“Turning pot handles the other way around on the stove, making sure you talk with your family and kids directly about fire safety and about kitchen safety, keeping your tree at least three feet from a heater or any kind of lights or flames, making sure that candles aren't left unattended. It's all things that we should know and we think about initially, but during the holidays, in the commotion it seems to get kind of lost.” ThinkingKnowsWayShouldKindLightSeemsKidsThreeLostLeftFireTreeFeetAll ThingsSafetyHandleFlamesOur FamilyKitchenHolidayPotCandleStoves Author:Charlie Barnett
“It's very good to know when you're being lapped on the racetrack, 'cause you've got to put your foot down on the pedal and get going.” KnowsCausesFeetVery GoodPedals Author:Jay Mohr
“The law exists for lots of reasons. In the case of migration, the law exists to maintain the integrity of America. We allow immigrants here, happily so. We don't deny legal immigrants a path to citizenship in this country. But beyond that, since we can't take in everybody, since everybody can't come here, it's physically not possible - well, it is. You know you could put the population of the world inside the state of Texas in 1,500-square-feet homes. I mean, you wouldn't want to, but you could do it.” KnowsWorldWantWellsMeanCountryStatesReasonHomeAmericaLawCasesPathFeetIntegrityPopulationDenyImmigrantsTexasSquaresCitizenshipMigration Author:Rush Limbaugh
“I don't think fast enough on my feet in terms of the writing to change the script too much when I'm shooting it. I like to have it set and done and know that I feel good about it and I might add a few lines here and there while we're shooting, if I think of a new joke, I might toss it in, but for the most part, I try to stick to the written script and have all the latitude exist within that.” IfsThinkingKnowsFeelsWritingTryingDoneEnoughMightTermLinesToo MuchWrittenFeetJokesAddSticksScriptsFeel GoodShootingHere And ThereTossI Feel GoodLatitude Author:Kenneth Lonergan
“I watch the people I hang around, 'cause if you hangin' with people who still got their foot in the street, that really involves you as well. It's definitely all about the company I keep. If you don't want anything to do with the streets or whatever, but you got everybody around you in the street, you just as much a part of it as they are. A lot of times it's very hard; you gotta straight cut off people, you know what I mean? If it ain't good for you, you just gotta turn your back to it.” PeopleIfsKnowsWantWellsMeanStillsHardTurnsCausesCompanyWatchesCuttingFeetStreets Author:Gucci Mane
“Irish music is guts, balls and feet music, yeah? It's frenetic dance music, yeah? Or it's impossibly sad like slow music, yeah? Yeah? And it also handles all sorts of subjects, from rebel songs to comical songs about sex, you know what I mean, yeah? Which I don't think people realize how much innuendo there is in Irish music.” PeopleThinkingKnowsMeanSongSexRealizingFeetSubjectsMusic IsBallsYeahHandleGutsRebelComicalDance MusicInnuendoIrish Music Author:Shane MacGowan
“This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It's tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know?” IfsKnowsTwoPainFallCuttingFeetSkinsBonesSpineAccommodateBatteriesPacemakers Author:Jerry Lewis
“I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that's standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal.” KnowsWayKindLittlesPlayBitsAnimalImagineFeetBearsTenLittle BitStandingFascinatingTallHoneyElevenStanding AloneGrizzliesGrizzly Bears Author:Leslie Nielsen
“My body doesn't have any rhythm, you know. I've got quite good rhythm when I'm singing but my feet are very much two left feet.” KnowsTwoBodyLeftFeetSingingRhythm Author:Adele
“If a chick wants to know who makes my shoes, she's got to take them off my feet and look inside.” IfsKnowsWantLooksFeetShoesChicks Author:ASAP Rocky
“You cry and you scream and you stomp your feet and you shout. You say, 'You know what? I'm giving up, I don't care.' And then you go to bed and you wake up and it's a brand new day, and you pick yourself back up again.” KnowsGivingCareMorningFeetCryBedGiving UpPicksWake UpDon't CareBrandsI Don't CareIsolationScreamGood DayNew DayBrand NewGood MorningHave A Good DayWaking Up In The MorningBeautiful MorningMorning InspirationalGood Morning InspirationalWaking Up Every MorningGreetings In The MorningGood Morning BeautifulGood Day InspirationalBrand New Day Author:Nicole Scherzinger