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“The essence of humor is sensibility; warm, tender fellow-feeling with all forms of existence.”

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Author:Thomas Carlyle

“Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.”

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Book:Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are: And Isn't that Just Like a Man

Source: Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are: And Isn't that Just Like a Man

“I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.”

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Author:George W. Bush

“This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.”

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Author:George W. Bush

“While it may not heighten our sympathy, wit widens our horizons by its flashes, revealing remote hidden affiliations and drawing laughter from far afield; humor, in contrast, strikes up fellow feeling, and though it does not leap so much across time and space, enriches our insight into the universal in familiar things, lending it a local habitation and a name.”

“Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying 'Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.'”

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Author:Bill Bailey

“I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.”

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Author:Chic Murray

“My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.”

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Author:Ronald Reagan

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”

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Book:The quotable Mark Twain: his essential aphorisms, witticisms & concise opinions

Source: The quotable Mark Twain: his essential aphorisms, witticisms & concise opinions

“I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.”

“There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face.”

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Book:Exit into History: A Journey through the New Eastern Europe

Source: Exit into History: A Journey through the New Eastern Europe